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    My Weird School Daze #1: Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!
    My Weird School Daze #1: Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!
    My Weird School Daze #1: Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!
    Ebook63 pages32 minutes

    My Weird School Daze #1: Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    • School Life

    • Humor

    • Friendship

    • Graduation

    • Family

    • School Setting

    • Mischievous Protagonist

    • Coming of Age

    • Prankster

    • Absent-Minded Teacher

    • Reveal

    • Medic

    • Overprotective Parent

    • Overbearing Parent

    • Big Damn Heroes

    • Imagination

    • Teachers

    • Parent-Teacher Association

    • Summer Vacation

    • School

    About this ebook

    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    In this very first book of the My Weird School Daze series, A.J. and the gang are graduating! But Mrs. Dole, the out-of-control PTA president, is turning the whole thing into a huge ceremony, complete with fireworks, a petting zoo, and a flyover by the Blue Angels! Why is moving up to third grade such a big deal? And what could possibly go wrong?

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss any of the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang—from Weird, to Weirder, to Weirder-est!

    This chapter book is an excellent choice to share with children ages 6 to 10 who are ready to read independently. It’s a fun way to keep your child engaged and as a supplement for activity books for children.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateOct 6, 2009
    ISBN9780061973505
    My Weird School Daze #1: Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!
    Author

    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 36 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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      This book is so funny
      I did not know that mrs .daisy will have a baby
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      Gradation day is so funny because the school almost catches on fire.

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    My Weird School Daze #1 - Dan Gutman

    1

    The New PTA President

    My name is A.J. and I hate school.

    But you know what? Soon I won’t have to go to school anymore for a long time. You know why? Because today is the first day of June!

    Yay! June is the best month of the year because it’s when summer starts! Yippee! No school until September!

    Me and the guys were putting our backpacks into our cubbies. It was Michael who started singing the best song in the history of the world.

    No more pencils! sang Michael, who never ties his shoes.

    No more books! sang Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.

    No more teachers’! sang Neil, who we call Neil the nude kid even though he wears clothes.

    Dirty looks! I sang.

    That’s when Andrea came in. She is an annoying girl with curly brown hair who loves school. Andrea had on her mean face.

    Hey Andrea! I said. What’s with the mean face? Are you mad because school is almost over?

    No, Arlo, said Andrea, who calls me by my real name because she knows I don’t like it. That’s not why I’m mad. Did you hear about the PTA election last night?*

    No.

    My mother was running for president, Andrea said, but she came in second. So she has to be vice president again.

    Big deal, I told Andrea. If the president gets assassinated, then your mom will become president.

    Nobody assassinates PTA presidents, Arlo! Andrea said, rolling her eyes.

    They do too! I told her.

    Do not!

    Do too!

    We went back and forth like that for a while. Sheesh, what a grouch! So what if her mom isn’t PTA president? Andrea should take a chill pill.

    I went to my seat, which is next to Ryan’s.

    Where’s Mrs. Daisy? Ryan asked.

    I looked around. Our teacher, Mrs. Daisy, was nowhere to be found. She usually gets to class early.

    Mrs. Daisy used to be called Miss Daisy, but then she got married. Ladies become Mrs. when they get married. Nobody knows why.

    Since Mrs. Daisy wasn’t around, I crumpled up a piece of paper and threw it at Andrea. It bounced off her head.

    Arlo! Andrea shouted. Why did you do that?

    Does there have to be a reason?

    Suddenly Mr. Klutz came running into the class. He’s the principal of Ella Mentry School, and he has no hair at all. Most principals polish their shoes, but Mr. Klutz polishes his head.

    Mrs. Daisy will be late today, he said. She has a doctor’s appointment.

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