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Anatomy of a Crossword
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Someone’s trying to write characters out of the script in this suspenseful crossword puzzler featuring PI Rosco Polycrates and crossword editor Belle Graham 

Belle Graham is mired in New England’s snowy, late-January gloom when Hollywood comes calling. Seduced by visions of relaxing poolside in sunny Los Angeles, she heads to Hollywood to create a puzzle for a TV movie based on a crime she and her husband, Rosco Polycrates, recently cracked. The hook is that the show is interactive—viewers get to solve the crime on air with Belle.

The trouble starts when Belle discovers that someone has replaced her crossword with a brand-new set of clues. Then a series of suspicious accidents culminates in murder. In a case in which everyone’s under suspicion—and all are harboring secrets—the backstage backstabbing is heating up to a fever pitch. Now Rosco’s jetting out to La-La Land to help Belle sort out the clues while the truth is still in development and a killer could make this show a done deal.

This ebook includes six crossword puzzles that contain clues to solving the mystery and can be downloaded as PDFs, with answers in the back of the book.

Anatomy of a Crossword is the 6th book in the Crossword Mysteries, but you may enjoy reading the series in any order.
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Release dateOct 14, 2014
ISBN9781497671744
Anatomy of a Crossword
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Nero Blanc

Nero Blanc is the pseudonym of Steve Zettler and Cordelia Frances Biddle, who are husband and wife and serious crossword buffs. Biddle is also the author of the Martha Beale historical mystery series, which is set in Philadelphia, Zettler and Biddle’s hometown. Their website is www.crosswordmysteries.com.

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    CHAPTER 1

    To use the old Hollywood vernacular: Back in April, Chick Darlessen couldn’t get arrested. Of the six pilot scripts he’d submitted to various television studios the previous fall, each and every one had been shot down by some twenty-eight year old suit, a person literally half Chick’s age, with comments that had ranged from insensitive to downright abusive.

    "… Chick, baby, honey, nobody’s doing Westerns anymore. Who knows from horses these days? Horses-smorshes. They shoot them, don’t they? Har. Har … We’re thinking fresh, here, innovative. You want animals, they gotta be cute animals … Small animals … A talking weasel. Now that might be something new … And remember, it’s the gal-pal market we’re selling to. Maybe a mother weasel … A nag, yes, but no horses. Please."

    … Darlessen, sweetheart, extraterrestrials in the Nevada desert? Been there, done that. Everyone has. Give us something that’ll grab the viewers and won’t let go. I’m talking figuratively, of course …

    … The concept? Too pricey, Darlessen. It’s also a big fat downer. You want a mature audience, you don’t peddle death. No one likes a hero who croaks. No one needs a history lesson … Who’s this Patrick Henry guy, anyway? ‘Give me liberty, or give me death.’ Who talks like that? Nobody. Think interactive, Chick. We’re selling corn flakes here. Oat squares. Fiber for a healthy diet. Give us something we can put in a box and you’re gold, baby …!

    And so the litany had gone, all winter long and well into spring. Every studio pitch meeting Chick Darlessen’s agent had arranged ended with a brush-off more callous than the last, sending the screenwriter further and further into the depths of depression, and deeper and deeper into debt. He needed work so desperately, and was so broke, he’d taken a part-time job with a phone-sales bank—a job at which he was spectacularly ill-equipped. While he watched his fellow marketing consultants sweet-talk their way into endless sales and commissions, Chick only heard the angry click of receivers dropping back into their cradles. Often he didn’t even get a chance to name the product, and by the Fourth of July he was three months late on his rent.

    But then, on August 19, something just short of miraculous had happened—his uncle, Bartann Welner, unexpectedly dropped dead. Chick was Uncle Bart’s sole surviving heir; and although Bart had just turned ninety, they’d been close, living only a few block from one another for the past twenty years and taking lengthy walks into the Hollywood Hills on an almost daily basis. Until his sudden demise, Uncle Bart had been as healthy as an ox. In fact, the joke between uncle and nephew was that the old man might well outlive the younger.

    Initially, the thought of financial gain from Bartann Welner’s estate seemed slim. Uncle Bart had been no more affluent than Chick, living on Social Security and a modest Screen Actors Guild pension he received from doing film stunt work in the 1940s and 1950s. The funeral costs alone could have put Chick in the poorhouse, but two weeks prior to his untimely death, Bart had been the Grand-Slam Winner of one million dollars on the TV program Down & Across, a crossword puzzle-themed evening game show.

    Uncle Bart had been a crossword junkie for as long as Chick could remember. He was born on the same day the first puzzle appeared in a newspaper: December 21, 1913, and could complete the Sunday Times puzzle in less then fifteen minutes—in ink. Bart was born to be the Grand-Slam Winner, and as Gerry Orso, the host of Down & Across, had said at the show’s close, Let’s hear it, folks—despite his age, Bart Welner has kicked butt here tonight!

    The check for the million dollars had yet to arrive, but Stan McKenet, the producer of Down & Across, had informed Chick that it was in the works, and not to worry. As soon as that show airs, the check is in the mail.

    And Chick wasn’t worried. The payment would appear; an estate lawyer would perform his magical legal mumbo jumbo, and Chick would would have the lucre in his hands. But the real pot of gold, as far as Chick was concerned, wasn’t the promised inheritance; instead, it lay inside a manila envelope he had found while clearing out his uncle’s refrigerator. At first he’d assumed the envelope had been placed there to prevent something from leaking into a half-eaten bowl of moldy peanuts. But there were no apparent stains on the paper, and when Chick turned it over, he was intrigued by what Uncle Bart had handwritten on the outside: ANATOMY OF A CROSSWORD. Inside the envelope, Chick had discovered a neatly typed treatment for a TV movie of the week, and accompanying crossword puzzle, and a handful of articles clipped from newspapers published in Massachusetts and Vermont.

    Chick never had any use for crosswords. He’d once tried to tackle one in the back of TV Guide but found he’d had no flare for word games. He was only able to wrangle two answers after studying the thing for forty-five solid minutes—and if he hadn’t been a Larry Hagman fan, he wouldn’t have solved the Genie clue. His mind just didn’t move in a lateral direction. It had always been full steam ahead. But, after perusing Uncle Bart’s treatment, Chick realized he’d hit the jackpot.

    Less than a minute later, he was on the phone, punching in the numbers to his agent, Lee Rennegor. Given the screenwriter’s current deplorable status, however, he was asked to hold for a considerable period of time before the great Rennegor himself got on the line. And even then, Chick wasn’t permitted to speak.

    No more animals, Darlessen … No more monsters. No more messages. No more dead people—

    "Lee, this is good. This is the money concept. I’m talking possible series here. No, make that a definite."

    There was an audible sigh on the other end of the line. You’ve never heard the term, ‘six strikes and you’re out’? It’s over. I can’t get you in another door. The Chick Darlessen keys have been thrown away.

    Chick’s lie number one: Lee, I’ve come up with a fabulous story concept. Movie of the week—or pilot … you call it. Get me into FOX, ABC, CBS, I don’t care. A cable network? Showtime? That’s all I’m asking, and I’ll sell this baby in twenty minutes. Ten … Five, even.

    It’s over, Chick.

    Lee, Lee, Lee, what are you saying?

    I’m saying it’s over.

    I don’t believe I heard you say that.

    If you were listening closely, you would’ve heard me say it three times.

    "Lee, I can wrap this up in one word: Crossword … Puzzle."

    Lee groaned; no one said writers could count. Counting was the agent’s job. This doesn’t have anything to do with your dearly departed uncle, does it?

    Lie number two: Nothing. Nothing at all. I came up with this completely on my own. Chick silently nudged Bart’s handiwork under the couch with his foot, somehow suspecting that Lee might be able to spot the envelope through the phone line. "This is hot, Lee. Just what the studios have been asking for. Interactive, smart, a cast you can identify with, people you can feel for … sexy, even … It’s the whole nine yards."

    Okay … Another sigh. Let’s have it.

    Lie number three: I’ve been doing some research. I spent all day yesterday at the library, and I pulled up some very interesting articles from a number of newspapers in the Boston vicinity.

    What library? There’s a library in L.A.?

    Doesn’t matter. The point is, the concept is based on a true story. A true crime.

    I’m all ears, Chick. Lee almost sounded as if he meant it.

    Okay, last winter in Vermont … That’s in New England. Snow, pretty scenery, and dynamite product placement for the automotive industry … Four-wheel-drive heaven, if you get my drift … Anyway, four couples get themselves snowed in at a country inn … They’re stuck. The phone lines are out. Plows can’t get through for an entire weekend, and guess what? This really happened. You’re gonna love this—

    I’ve got another call. Hold on.

    While Lee attended to a more important client, Chick retrieved Uncle Bart’s work, then studied the answers to the crossword. Ahh, Uncle Bart. What the heck is this? He shook his head. You can’t do this—

    Can’t do what? Lee was back on the line.

    Nothing. Nothing. Just talking to myself.

    So what happened in Vermont?

    One of the eight snowbound people turned up dead in the middle of the night.

    We’re back to dead again?

    This is solid stuff, Lee, Chick pleaded.

    Okay, okay, I’ll bite, murder or accident?

    Murder, of course. The straight skinny, too. I’ve got newspaper clippings to prove it—

    You stole newspapers from the library?

    Lie number four: Ahh, no. They’re photocopies.

    On the other end of the line, Chick could hear Lee light a cigarette—a good sign. He was interested. So, where’s this crossword fit in?

    It seems one of the guests at the inn was a puzzle editor from a Massachusetts newspaper; a babe by the name of Annabella Graham. She was there with her husband, who just happens to be a private eye. His name is Rosco—is that great or what? Who names their kid Rosco? Anyway, the rest of the couples were foodies—you know, amateur chefs … They worked together as well as socialized together. Taking a yearly trip to the inn was a tradition, but—and here’s the kicker—one of the original couples was a no-show. Instead, the wife sent a special dessert recipe, a sort of ‘sorry, we’re missing the fun,’ and hid it in a crossword puzzle—

    I’m fuzzy on this, Chick. Where’s the connection between death and a puzzle …? Oh, and before you go any further, who was killed: a male or a female?

    Male.

    Good. No one’s buying dead dames right now.

    Chick made mental note of the fact. It was a he … The victim was one of the husbands. At first, no one knew how he died. Was it poison? Strangulation? Ordinary heart attack? Suffocation?

    Nobody had a cell phone?

    Sure. But what difference would it make? No one could come in or go out.

    So who did it?

    That’s where the crossword comes in. It seems there was a secret message in the puzzle, and this Anna Graham babe figured it out, and then fingered the guilty party.

    So who did it?

    Who cares. Don’t you see, Lee, that’s the pitch.

    To be honest, no, I don’t see. What pitch?

    Chick took a deep breath. Okay, follow closely. Lie number five: "I’ve worked out a fictionalized treatment based on the research I’ve done. What we have is a mystery story with everything hanging on the puzzle … And here’s the kicker—we cobroker a deal with a network and a magazine publisher, so the show’s crossword appears on airdate. That way the viewer gets to solve the crime right alongside Miss Annabella Graham!"

    I thought you said she was married?

    Mrs., Miss, what difference does it make?

    According to my divorce lawyer, quite a bit.

    "Okay, Lee, fine. But can’t you see this? We publish the puzzle in TV Guide or something—"

    They already have a crossword.

    "Okay … okay … We put it in a magazine that needs a circulation boost. They’ll love it. The show sells the mag—the mag sells the show! I think Playboy’s circulation has been down lately."

    Playboy?

    "Okay, maybe not Playboy. But I’m telling you, anyone would jump at this. It’s a great hook. It’s a money hook. Chick looked at a note Bart had scrawled in the margin of his treatment. Did you know that forty million Americans do crossword puzzles every single day?"

    Where’d you get that?

    Lie number six: I’m a professional, Lee. I do my homework. You check the numbers if you don’t believe me.

    Humm. Lee was thinking it over. Maybe you have something.

    "Have something? Have something? Call Stan McKenet. He produces Down & Across. He’ll eat this up."

    It’s a game show, Chick. Stan doesn’t produce nighttime drama.

    Call him. Call him right now. I’ll stay on hold. Dollars to doughnuts he eats this up in a second—game show or no game show.

    You got a title?

    You’re going to love this. Lie number seven: "I was up all last night working on it. Anatomy of a Crossword."

    I like it.

    "I told you. I told you. Call Stan. I’ll hold."

    While Chick was on hold, he once again glanced over Uncle Bart’s treatment and puzzle. It was all there. All he had to do was create the working script. However, there was one slight problem; Uncle Bart’s puzzle contained the true identities of the people involved in the true crime. He knew full well that any network legal department would balk on using real names. Chick needed to get a new puzzle for his pitch to fly.

    Lee came back on the line and said one word. Pass.

    What?

    Stan McKenet passed.

    Get out of here. No way. You didn’t pitch it right.

    I told you, Stan doesn’t do nighttime. He’s strictly game show. Lee lit a second cigarette—he was still thinking. A good sign. You’ve got a puzzle you can serve up with the treatment, right?

    Ahh … Yeah. But here’s the thing … Lie number eight: I created it, and I’m not real happy with some of the clues. It needs a little tweaking here and there. We’re marketing to a savvy audience, a clever audience—

    I’m going to call Lew Groslir, in Culver City, for you. He’s looking for something. This may be it.

    Lie number nine: Lew Groslir. Right. Tell Lew I’ve contacted Anna Graham to make an original crossword for the show—if he bites. She’s got a solid following among puzzle fanatics—a built-in audience. How’s that for a hook?

    You spoke to her? You have this all set up?

    Lie number ten: Would I lie to you? We talked last night. I phoned all the way to … Ahh … Ahh … Chick shuffled through Bart’s news clippings. All the way to … Newcastle, Massachusetts. That’s where she lives. It’s back East. She’s on board. Can’t wait for the go-ahead. And I can tell you, she’ll be thrilled to work with Lew.

    Obviously she’s never met him … Okay, hold on, let me see if I can get him on the line.

    Lee?

    Yes?

    I’ve got one word: Forty million people.

    A brief sigh emanated from the receiver. Right.

    For Chick, it felt like an eternity before he heard his agent’s voice again; it was quite obvious Lee was already on his third cigarette. You’re in, he said, dispensing with a more traditional greeting. Tomorrow morning at eleven. It’s 10411 Culver, third floor … And, Chick?

    Yes?

    Don’t blow this one.

    All that was back in August.

    CHAPTER 2

    Gray enveloped the windows of Belle Graham’s home office: leaden gray intermingled with spurts of sleet and frozen rain that spattered hard and dismally against the panes. Simply trying to peer through the murky glass into the small garden made her feel cold and miserable. This spirit of hopelessness seemed to extend outward. The three yew bushes she could see had lost their usual buoyant elan, while the lack of bird life normally clustered around the squirrel-proof feeder was the coup de grâce, turning the frigid and sodden day even more woebegone and cheerless. Welcome to late January in coastal Massachusetts, she thought. Welcome to ice-covered roads, grizzled, somber skies, snow and more snowand more snow after that. Spring seemed a long, long way away.

    Belle put down her pencil, shoved aside the sheet of graph paper upon which she’d begun constructing a new crossword for Newcastle’s Evening Crier, shivered, and gazed at her dog Kit. The lanky, multicolored mutt lay curled in happy, puppy dreamland near the base of an overworked space heater. The electronic device was struggling in vain to keep the house’s converted rear porch at a temperature that could be deemed remotely habitable and pleasant. Studying both the dog and the heater, Belle momentarily considered stretching out on the floor beside Kit and borrowing a little of her furry warmth. Instead, Belle sighed, pulled the long cuffs of her bulky cable-knit sweater over her hands, hunched her shoulders, and wondered whether she should search for her down vest—and then whether the interminable dark days of winter were ever going to depart.

    The phone rang, interrupting her gloomy reverie. She reached for it, forgetting to peel back her sweater-mitten. The combination of clenched fingers and wool sent the receiver spinning to the floor, where it clattered sharply against the painted wood floorboards. The sharp noise woke Kit, who immediately sprang to her feet and began barking at the garden door.

    It’s okay, Kitty. It’s just the phone, Belle said as she bent to rescue the receiver. "Nobody’s outside … Nobody would want to be outside … Shhh …"

    … I can’t believe Legal didn’t set this up! They should be shot! a male voice bellowed when she finally lifted the chilly plastic receiver to her ear. "I mean, I can’t do everything, can I? And if you consider how fast they got contracts out to the others … They’d never pull a stunt like this with a cast member, I’ll tell you that much. In a word, the show’s technical consultant should at least be awarded the same courtesy as the actors!"

    Belle squinted in confusion while her eyes drifted back to the crossword on her desk. Pardon me? Who’s calling?

    Chick Darlessen, of course. The voice on the other end of the line sounded outraged—more than outraged. Belle couldn’t detect whether it was a result of her query or his own personal problem. She was about to inform her irate caller that he’d gotten the wrong number when he blurted out an aggrieved, "This is Annabella Graham, isn’t it? The crossword editor? The crossword sleuth, I should say?"

    Belle took a moment to answer. To say, You have the wrong number, seemed a tempting response, but she realized he would only call her back. So she reluctantly admitted, Yes …

    Well, my idiot secretary got something right! Glory be! She assured me she had you holding on the line, Ms. Graham …

    Belle looked at the spot on the floor where the phone had fallen, as if it might yield some vital piece of omitted information: words on paper, or perhaps individual letters scattered across the wood forming the missing link in this peculiar conversation.

    … As I was saying, I can’t believe Legal made such a heinous blunder. I’ll take it upon myself to apologize for them. Yours should have been one of the first contracts issued, instead of waiting for the word from me—the creator. It was said as if he had a direct line to the real Creator.

    Belle ran a hand through her blonde hair; it was a habitual gesture when she was perplexed. Her frown of incomprehension increased. I’m afraid I really don’t know what you’re talking about Mr.—

    The M.O.W., of course

    M.O.W.?

    "Movie of the week …? Anatomy of a Crossword! The TV movie. He sighed audibly and ferociously. Okay, here it is—the M.O.W. I’m the screenwriter … more significantly, the creator of the show … And you’re going to be our technical consultant? Yes? No? Yes? Right? At least, you’re supposed to be—if Legal hadn’t totally screwed up and failed to contact you two months ago … And, please, please, please don’t tell me you’re unavailable. I’ll just shoot myself in that case … I mean, we need you on the set, like yesterday. Look, Anna—"

    It’s, Belle … My name is, Belle. Not Anna.

    Belle’s eyes returned to the streaked, frosty window panes. A number of thoughts raced through her brain: first, April Fool’s Day was a long way off; second, although this Darlessen person was obviously upset, he didn’t sound completely irrational or necessarily dangerous, that is, he didn’t seem typical of one of the prank callers she had become accustomed to; and third, Legal. That was always a potent word as far as she was concerned. As a constructor and an editor of a newspaper’s daily crossword, as well as the creator of a number of puzzle collections, she knew about deadlines and what was or was not binding—contractwise.

    I’m going to have to ask you to step back a moment, Mr. Darlessen. Whoever was supposed to contact me from Legal, didn’t, and in reality, I haven’t a clue as to what you’re talking about. Sorry.

    Another aggravated sigh greeted Belle’s response. I’m going to personally murder those morons at the studio. I am! I swear I am … This is the last time I sign on to do anything with Groslir, I swear … Look, we’ve got Shay Henlee, Dan Millray, Andy Hofren—

    To do what? Belle asked. She recognized the names: all famous actors whose monikers had appeared numerous times in Bartholomew Kerr’s Evening Crier gossip column.

    To do what?! Why, to film your story, of course! Darlessen groaned.

    My—? Looking at Kit, who was now circling around as though creating a nest in a bed of leaves before lying down, Belle realized she was as out of sync as her dog. There was Kit, acting out some stone-age memory of caves and campfires, while her human companion, ensconced in a chilly rear porch of an eighteenth-century New England town house, was coping with impossibly glamorous names—movie stars’ names—and the disembodied voice of a man who claimed he’d written a TV show about—Her?

    You know! The one where you solved the crime at that snowbound country inn … remember, the suspicious recipe … and the crossword …? And the husband who woke up dead the next morning …?

    Belle didn’t answer for a long minute. She couldn’t, although she vividly recalled the situation to which Chick Darlessen was referring: the secret and unsettling alliances and animosities of the couples involved, as well as the startling amount of media attention the murder had received. The wealth and notoriety of the victim and his erstwhile friends had insured that. But to imagine anyone wanting to make a television movie … Belle shook her head while her glance drifted across her office—a puzzle motif run rampant. There were black and white captains chairs, the wood floor was painted to resemble a crossword grid, curtains were hand-blocked with a similar scheme, and a lamp whose rectangular shade held four of her most clever word games. There was nothing remotely glamorous in sight.

    Are you still there, Ms. Graham?

    Yes. Yes, I am.

    So, when can you get out here? I assure you I’ll make … Look, Legal can scramble up all the necessary—

    Out where, Mr. Darlessen?

    To Hollywood! Well, Culver City, really. That’s where the studio is. We’ll have a limo pick you up at LAX …

    Belle took another breath. Mr. Darlessen, you’re going to have to bear with me because I’m not really sure what you need, or want, from me.

    There was another groan on the other end of the phone as well as a sound like a yelp of despair before Chick Darlessen painstakingly began to explain the situation to Belle. His pitch had been gobbled up by heavyweight producer Lew Groslir; Shay Henlee and the other actors had jumped at the chance to do something innovative, something breakaway and interactive; Groslir had wooed megabuck director, Dean Dilva, from another project in order to work on Anatomy

    He concluded in a suddenly honeyed tone. … Look, with all the screw-ups here, I can certainly understand your hesitation, Anna, Ms. Graham, Belle … Consultant’s get paid, of course … hotel, first-class airfare, you name it. But if you want to negotiate for a higher salary, or perhaps a buy-out, my agent, Lee Rennegor, is your man. Blood from a stone, that’s the type of guy he is—

    Well, Mr.—

    Chick, sweetheart. Call me Chick, please.

    Chick … This is all so new. I’m going to have to talk to my husband—

    "Rosco Polycrates, right. I got a bio worked up: ex-cop, now a P.I.… But I couldn’t get a pix on him. What is he, camera-shy? The invisible man? How would you describe him? From a Greek-American family, right? Maybe a Magnum type?"

    Magnum?

    We’ve had a little problem with that part, too … Lance diRusa’s going to be testing—

    Lance diRusa?!

    You disagree with the choice? We can talk. I like your thinking—he’s never been one of my favorites, and nothing’s inked yet—you want someone beefier? I hope we’re not talking a guy with a gut? A Raymond Burr-type … You know what I mean … You remember him? Perry Mason? Nah, you’re probably too young for that.

    No, it’s not that—

    Lance is a buff chunk of male, no doubt about it. He turns on the fern viewers big time, but it’s all smoke and mirrors with him. I’ve been thinking Quinton Hanny. Major audience, there … Maybe the biggest. The demos—that’s demographics—are positioning the show to be a hit with the gals … Twenty-five to forty-six, that’s our money market … Of course, Shay’s a total fox, so the Annabella Graham part’s gonna have its sexy side … You know, bod and brains. That’s why we can’t go too … eh, large … with Rosco.

    Belle stared at the phone. Shay Henlee, she thought, the Annabella Graham part, paid consultant, limos, Hollywood agent … It was all too much to consider. I’m going to have to call you back, Mr.—

    Chick, honey … Please …! ‘You, Belle … Me, Chick,’ But, what’s to call back? You and me can make a deal right now … Verbal, that’s what we call it in L.A. terms, you know, like a spoken agreement … Verbal’s binding in this biz; save’s on ink, know what I mean …? But, hey, I can type up a deal-memo and fax it to you in twenty minutes if you want a little something on paper. His voice speeded up, blipping though the phone line in an unnatural and unnerving rush. … And if you’re worried about how many hours this gig is gonna chew up, ’Cause let’s face it, who isn’t under pressure all the time, I got great news for you. One week! That’s it! ’Course, Dean needs four to shoot this baby, but all I’m asking from you is one! A mere seven days away from home and hubby … and dog, too, right? You got a dog …? Sure, everyone in the East has a dog.

    I—

    Wait, wait, I got another news flash: weather.

    Weather?

    As in: What’s the temperature in Newcastle, Massachusetts right now? ’Cause here in So-Cal, it’s a sunny seventy-eight degrees. You could be poolside as we speak, palm trees swaying, private cabana, the whole nine yards … You got snow back there?

    Yes.

    "How long’s it last? I mean, when’s it all kaput? March? April …? Actually, that’s gonna work in our favor, ’cause we may have to do some second-unit pick-ups. Snowy hillsides, quaint country inn, snow plows, that sort of thing."

    Second unit?

    "Forget it, Annabella. No need for you to worry your pretty little head … I’ll bring you up to speed later. But

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