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Brain Benders: Knock Knock Jokes
By Ivy Finnegan and Lisa Regan
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to tell you the best knock knock jokes you have ever heard!
Packed with over 300 jokes, this collection of classic gags will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter. Perfect for sharing friends, family and even teachers, these jokes will leave people knocking for more! Ideal for kids age 6+.
ABOUT THE SERIES: Arcturus Publishing's Brain Benders series brings together collections of puzzles, activities and joke books for young readers. These entertaining reads are perfect for a rainy day!
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Ivy Finnegan
Ivy Finnegan is an widely respected writer and editor of non-fiction for children and adults, specialising in puzzle and activity books. She has been compiling puzzles for more than 10 years. She lives in London, England.
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Brain Benders - Ivy Finnegan
CHAPTER 1
Jokes to tell your friends
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya marks, get set, go!
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Alf.
Alf who?
Alf feed your hamster while you’re away!
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison at the door to hear when you are coming!
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adamessy accident, can I come in?
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy want me to bring that DVD to you?
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Maya.
Maya who?
Maya come in for a while? My dad’s not home yet.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Danelle.
Danelle who?
Danelle pick you up from school tomorrow.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Jacqueline.
Jacqueline who?
Jacqueline Hyde, watch out!
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
David.
David who?
David my garden gnomes again, it’s not funny.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Belle.
Belle who?
Belle didn’t work, so I had to knock.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Paul.
Paul who?
Paul little lady has no one to visit her.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Jennifer.
Jennifer who?
Jennifer-got I was coming, so I’m stuck outside!
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona pony, Do you want a ride?
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les-agne, yummy!
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any cookies left? I’m hungry!
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Ally.
Ally who?
Allygators aren’t the same as crocodiles, you know!
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris
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