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    The Fantastically Funny Knock Knock Joke Book
    The Fantastically Funny Knock Knock Joke Book
    The Fantastically Funny Knock Knock Joke Book
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    The Fantastically Funny Knock Knock Joke Book

    By Karen King

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    Get ready to laugh yourself and your family silly with this fantastically funny collection of knock knock jokes. Filled with classic gags and hilarious new howlers, it's guaranteed to give your funny bones a work out! Perfect for practical jokers aged 7+.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherArcturus Publishing
    Release dateOct 18, 2019
    ISBN9781838579173
    The Fantastically Funny Knock Knock Joke Book
    Author

    Karen King

    Karen King is a multi-published author of children's books and romantic fiction. She has had 120 children's books published, two romantic novels, several short stories for women's magazines, and has just signed a three book contract for chick lit novels with Accent Press. Her first chick lit novel 'I Do - Or Do I?' is out now.

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      Book preview

      The Fantastically Funny Knock Knock Joke Book - Karen King

      HAIR-RAISING!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Ellie.

      Ellie who?

      Ellie Funt.

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Tristan.

      Tristan who?

      Tristan insect to get up your nose!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Zombie.

      Zombie who?

      Zombies make honey, others are queens!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Hair.

      Hair who?

      Hair today, gone tomorrow!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Eileen Dover.

      Eileen Dover who?

      Eileen Dover your fence and broke it!

      Knock, knock…

      Who’s there?

      Alien.

      Alien who?

      Just how many aliens do you know?

      Knock, knock…

      Who’s there?

      Phil.

      Phil who?

      Phil this bag with money, I’m a robber!

      Knock, knock…

      Who’s there?

      The doorbell repairman!

      Knock, knock…

      Who’s there?

      Superman.

      Superman who?

      You know I can’t reveal my secret identity!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Albert.

      Albert who?

      Albert you don’t know who this is!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Canoe.

      Canoe who?

      Canoe come out and play today?

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Geezer.

      Geezer who?

      Geezer couple of minutes and I’ll pick the lock.

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Stan.

      Stan who?

      Stan back, I’m breaking the door down!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Twitter.

      Twitter who?

      Have you got an owl in there?

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Police.

      Police who?

      Police let me in, it’s freezing out here!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Irish stew.

      Irish stew who?

      Irish stew in the name of the law!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Butter.

      Butter who?

      Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Donut.

      Donut who?

      Donut open until Christmas!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Anka.

      Anka who?

      Anka the ship!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Doris.

      Doris who?

      Doris jammed, that’s why I had to knock.

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Granny.

      Granny who?

      Knock knock.

      Who’s there?

      Granny.

      Granny who?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Aunt.

      Aunt who?

      Aunt you glad that Granny’s gone?

      Knock, knock…

      Who’s there?

      Jacklyn.

      Jacklyn who?

      Jacklyn Hyde!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Carrie.

      Carrie who?

      Carrie the bags into the house please!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Donna.

      Donna who?

      Donna sit under an apple tree with anyone but me...!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      A man.

      A man who?

      A man with a wooden leg.

      Tell him to hop it!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Ally.

      Ally who?

      Allygator.

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Sonia.

      Sonia who?

      Sonia shoe. I can smell it from here.

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Howell.

      Howell who?

      Howell you have your toast? With marmalade or honey?

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Munchin.

      Munchin who?

      Munchin my dinner and need a drink.

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Paul.

      Paul who?

      Paul lady who just fell in a puddle!

      Knock, knock...

      Who’s there?

      Cora.

      Cora who?

      Cora wish I had

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