Chasing Trails: A Short Fun Book about a Long Miserable Run
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When George agreed to sign up for his first ultramarathon with his friend Mark, he knew it would be tough. But he was not expecting knee-deep mud, torrential rain, 60mph wind and hail, all while trying to tackle one of the toughest stretches of coastline in the UK - the South West Coast Path.
In the middle of the wettest winter since records began, George and Mark have to cope with treacherous cliffs, flooded trails, injuries, inverted waterfalls, too much food and too much mud.
This short, quick read picks up where Operation Ironman left off and is the prequel to the DNF Series.
The DNF Series is a series of books about George and his family's adventures in running, cycling and swimming. From ultramarathons to triathlons, 10k swims to European cycling adventures, George promises fun and laughter every step, pedal, and paddle of the way.
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Chasing Trails - George Mahood
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‘One, two, three, GO!’ I shouted, clutching my backpack straps tightly and running towards the top of the downslope. I took an enormous leap forward, swinging both legs in front of me, and landed in a seated position. I was already travelling at considerable speed before I hit the muddy ground, and it only took a few seconds to reach what felt like terminal velocity. My shorts were sucked right up my bum crack, making it feel like I was sledging in a thong. But it was so much better than sledging. Who needs snow? Or a sledge? This was the most fun I’d had in ages.
I must have travelled well over 50 metres before I heard a suspicious tearing noise from my shorts. Very few things could make running 36 miles in the conditions we had faced less appealing, but doing so with a pair of shredded shorts – and no underwear – would be a step too far. I tried in vain to dig my heels into the ground to slow myself down and used the fingers on my right hand to scrape into the grass. My left hand was still sore after my fall earlier in the day, but I had temporarily forgotten about it until I was hurtling down a muddy hillside on my backside, unable to stop. When my friend Mark had suggested to me that we take part in an ultramarathon together, this was not quite what I had envisaged.
When I hung up the phone after Mark had tried to convince me that the two of us were going to run an ultramarathon together, I didn’t think there was any chance it would ever happen. An ultramarathon is any run further than a standard 26.2-mile marathon. I had absolutely no desire to run one. I tried many times over the years to learn how to love running, but running and I just never clicked. It always hurt. It was always tiring. It was always boring. Extending this misery for a longer period, and over more difficult terrain, seemed completely illogical. Ultrarunning was for crazy people.
But I had said that about an Ironman, too. And yet I had recently taken part in my first Ironman; something that was not even a pipedream until I was lying in a hospital bed four months previously, having had surgery to remove a spinal cord tumour (see my book Operation Ironman: One Man’s Four Month Journey from Hospital Bed to Ironman Triathlon). I do wonder if they perhaps removed a part of my brain by mistake in that operating theatre. Because as much as I despised the idea of ultrarunning, I became equally intrigued by the prospect over the weeks following that phone conversation with Mark.
I started reading more about ultramarathons and the idea slowly grew on me. Perhaps these ultras were not so bad after all. They sounded very different from normal road races; you tend to run at a much slower pace; it’s usually over varying terrain (often on trails); and eating lots of food throughout is essential. It’s basically a long and miserable picnic.
The word ‘trail’ conjures up images of somewhere wild, faraway and exotic; a track made by early explorers perhaps – or maybe just animals – full of mystery and intrigue. It is very much an American word. In Britain, we just use the word ‘footpath’. A footpath, on the other hand, conjures up images of a well-trodden, well sign-posted route, frequented by elderly dog-walkers. Which is what most trails are, too. But trails sound way cooler.
The term ‘trail running’ used to annoy me immensely. It has gained popularity in recent years in the UK, but if I ever heard people talking about going ‘trail running’ I used to think, ‘oh, right, you mean you’re going to run along a footpath?’ But I eventually warmed to the name when I realised I would much rather be a trail runner than a footpath runner.
After reading so much about trail running, I thought I should give it a try to see what all the fuss was about. It wasn’t long before I embraced it. Instead of going out for a run along the roads – as I would occasionally do, to try to keep fit – I picked routes along footpaths, sorry I mean trails. It took me a little while to get used to the different technique and sensations with off-road running, but I realised it was far more enjoyable than running on tarmac. Trail running seemed to solve all the problems that I had with running. It didn’t seem to hurt as much – because varying your stride with the changing terrain helps prevent repetitive overuse of the same muscles; it wasn’t nearly as tiring because my pace was considerably slower; and if a section was especially steep, or muddy, or rocky (or, more often than not, all three) then I just walked. And, because of the varying landscape, and having to pay close attention to my footing, it was certainly never boring.
It was in late November, as I was searching online for possible events, that I stumbled upon the EnduranceLife South Devon Coastal Ultra. It seemed to fit the bill perfectly. The race took place in early