Help!: Philip
Help!: Philip
Help!: Philip
Help!
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time. 'I'm a writer.' rr¡ all the big L*ncio:r ar:.d Hclil:r'aod &Lu r¡zakerc" Titt
'But you never finish your books! You begin lots of iilm makers didn't answer' And I didn't finish the bock'
'Good,' I answered.
books, but you never finish them.'
She was right. I write by hand in small notebooks - I've 'I think I'rn going to be horne late this evening,' she
but I dont finish said. 'There's a lot to do at work"
got lots of notebooks under the bed - 'Goodbye,' I answered. 'Have a nice day"
the books.
Teresa closed the door. She didnt say goodbye'
And sometimes I dont work. Sometimes I sit all day
with a white piece of paper and a pen and write nothing. I stood up. Then I saw something black on the fioor'
Sometimes I sleep ail morning and then I get up and i¡ was Teresat laptop computer. I opened the door but
Dear Mr Worrnold.
. We work for Mel Parks of the
MegaMonster Movie Corpolation.
Mr Parks read the first hall of Your
'/t'/' book "Every Morning". He likes it very
¡nuch and wants 1.o read the second half
ol the story. He aiso wants to meet yotl
and talk about making a movie of lhe
book.
Mr Parks is in London on Vlarch 29th
and 30th. He is staying at the Waldorf
Hotel. Please telephone him there.
Please do not talk to anYone else
l,i about rnakir.rg a movie of "Evely
i Morning".
:t1
t! Yours truly.
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I put dr* letter on rhe *rhi* a*d smiled tc invseli. An I put cn r¡tv *'¿*t ck:rhcs. A l:e',+ broe'tl ;i:¡r: "r'J ;:":"
answ€r at last, tlto years after Teresa s€nt the first half brown ttúusers a*ó, a iacker. Thes i lcfr the flilt antl gc't
of my book "Every Morning" to all the Hoilywood film into the lift.
makers. The American word 'movie' was much nicer 'Sixth floor. Going down,'the lift said. It was a talking
than the British word 'fiLm'. And today was March lift.
29th! I know,' I replied.
'Yes,
i found the phone number of the \Waldorf Hotel in t}re \flhen I got out of the lift I took a bus to Piccadilly
\Waldorf Hotel'
telephone book, Then I telephoned Mel Parks. Circus and walked to the
'FIi, Mel Parks here.'
'Erm. Mr Parks. You don't know me,' I said slowly. 'My
namet Sformold, Frank lWormold.' Sixth floor.
'Mr 'Wormold!' Mel Parks answered in a loud voice. Going down.
'Or can I call you Frank? It's very good to talk to you!
How are you?'
'Fine, thank you,' I said.
'Say, Frank,' Mel Parks said. 'X7hy don't rn'e have lunch
today?'
I said. 'Ffow nice.'
'Yes,'
'OK,' Mel Paria said. 'See ycu here at the Waidorf at
twelve thirry.'
'Right,' I said.
And bring the second half of your stoty "Eve1v
Morning" with you,' Mel Parks said.
I put the telephone down. There was no second half of
"Every Morning". I iooked at my watch. It was half past
nine. I got a notebook and my old pen and started
writing.
tVhen I looked at my watch again it was eleven o'clock.
The second half of "Every Morning" was not finished, but
it was time to change my clothes. I wanted to look good
because the \flaldorf was a very famous hotel.
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I ryped 'Hetrp!' and waited. Chip's face wmrt away. The
'I'hen Chip's
cofilpüter ¡nade a noise. It'rn'as like 'Fing!'
face carne back.
'I'm no"v inside your 1 prlr ri*,"r'rt zlzt t,:'t'¿pharte ar¡d s¡¿i;-etl-tr.rii';. "i--'"*l'i'
'Hil' Chip said n'ith a brg smiie' I can heip Morning" \x¡ü.s ?1 rtor-!' ¿L'out Jae, a l'CIuñg r€1r;st!ápf;r l114fi
comp*ter. \fhen r;'";t;ielp rype."Helpl"spelling and in London and rhe peopie he knew.
vou use the compu*t-l"¿
ntip *ittt your
First I typed in the first half of the story from my
nr"*-"r. And lots more things'' notebook. I worked and worked. I didn't think about
" '\lh", things?'I ryPed'
Chip. Then the computer went 'Ping!' and there was
'\Wait and see,' ChiP said'
teacher' \Vith Chips
help I Chip on the screen.
Chip was ",t.";;;;J funl tr 'Well, Frank,' Chip said. She didni smile. 'Don't you
lt was easy and it was
ro use
learned "oriputer.i"to the evening' And I was want me to help? You're not asking for help.'
worked all "fttr"oott ""d I wanted to be nice to Chip. So I ryped, 'Sorry, Chip'
h"ppy to work with the computer' '\lhy did Please help with spelling.'
'\fhy didnt I d; ;; l'fool' I asked mvself'computers? The computer made a noise. Then Chip came back.
with a was I afraid of
Iwrite ot"i-Wf't 'Color not colour,' it said on the screen.
Wriri"g like this is quickand
eas'v"
'No, Chip,' I ryped. 'Colour is British English. Color is
was leresa'
Th; I heard the telephone' It 'I'm stiil at lvorL I'm not ,A.merican.'
'I'm sorr¡ f'"tt"-f"'esa said' 'I know what is right,' Chip replied. 'The spelling is
gcing to stay in a hotel''
coming home tonight' I'm color.'
I said' 'Listen' I want to tell you something'
'Teresa,' 'OK,' I typed. Chip went away.I wasnt h"Ppy with the
\(/e're going to be ' ' spelling. 'But the movie is American,' I tlought, 'so it was
,l'm sorry pr"rrk,l "Teresa said' 'I cant talk now' Teil me
üK to have American spelling.'
tomorrow. GoodbYe'' An hour later there was a'Ping!' and Chip came back.
talk' She was sdil angry with
me'
Teresa didnt *1"'
*F,., 'Frank,' she said. 'Let me help you. Let me help with
'oabout MegaMonster Movies, tlre
So I didnt ,.ll -o"
tht computer until your story.'
computer C;l;' i *o.'ktd 'FIow can you help?' I asked.
""d eat or drink'
*i¿iüft,. I didnt h*t "nything to '\7ell,' Chip replied. 'i don't like Joe's name. I-et's call
ThJn.*t daYMel Parks telePhoned'
'Everyrhing OK?' him Red.'
'How are you' f'""ftt' ht '"id' 'But redt a colour,' I qyped.
.Fine, thank you, Mel,' I ansrn'ered' 'It's a very good
'Color,'replied Chip. 'Red's a good name.'
to-use.it"'
comPuter' I'm learning . Send 'i dont think so,' i typed. 'And it's my book.'
'Great,' Md leaving for California now'
';;]im week" 'I know best,' Chip answered.
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chang* Chip's changes' but I c*uidnt
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I tried tc came 0n rhe scrcen.
anything. So I started oto't *g^i*'
I worked all morning' I
'Can I help?'she asked.
¿iá;t {^r" ^ny breakfast' I wrote and wrote'
Sometimes
'help '
'This cup cf coflee,' I typed. 'Y/here did it come
áhip ."*. on the screen with more
I was very thirsry' Then I heard something in the from?'
Chip said nothing.
was someone in the
kitchen. It *", tood noise' There 'Come on,' I typed. 'Tell me.'
" to t}re kitchen door' I
kitchen! I got up and walked slowly 'Drink the coffee, and start working again,' Chip said'
there' But in
of.rr.a ,nJ ¿oo, quickly' There was no-one -Wow! I I wanted to finish the story so I did what Chip said. At
the microwave there *"' " cup of hot
coffee'
$7as there someone
two in the afternooq¡''I heard another noise in the kitchen.
**.r,.¿ a cup of coffee, but I was afraid' I got up and ran into the kitchen. There was no-one
else in the flat? I looked in ail
the rooms' I was the only
went back to the there. I slowly opened the microwave door. In the
person there' I took the coffee and microwave there was a hot meal - spaghetti. I love
spaghetti. I sat down at the table and ate it. This time I
didnt look in all the toorns.
I went back to the computer and ryped 'Help!' \ü7hen
Chip came on rhe screen I typed 'Thank you'. She said 'I
hope it was a nice lunch.'
'It was great,' I said with a smile.
I worked ail afternoon. Then Chip came on the screen.
'Lett have the book in New )brk,' she said' 'Red now
lives in New York, not London. New York's much better
than London.'
'No,' I typed. But when I looked at the screen I saw the
book was norv in New York.
I wasn't h"ppy but I needed to finish the story. I wrcte
and wrote. Then I heard a noise' There was someone at
the door. I opened the door' There were two men in
white coats with a big television.
'I'm sorry,' I said. 'Thar's not for me.'
'Mr \flormold?' one cf the men asked'
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'Yes,' I said'
Clrapter 5 f{elp!
'This is your television,'the man said' 'Look.' He had a
paper in his hand with mY name on it'
'OK,' I said. 'Come in.'
then
The men put the television in the living room and
At four o'clock I heard another noise at the door. Two men
ieft. It *", satellite television with television from all
" in white coats were there.
over thre world'
'Good afternoon, sir,' one of the men said' FIe gave me
I put the television on' There was A'merican fcotbali on
a piece of paper
the teievision' I sat down in front of the television
and
'\lrite your name here, please.'
watched the football.
there' I wrote my name.
There was a 'Fing!' from the computer' Chip was
'Thank you, sir,' the man said. 'Here are the keys''
'Come on, Frank,' she said' 'Let's do sofire more work''
'Keys to what?' I asked.
I wanred ro watch more reievision, but chip was right.
off and went 'To your car, sir,'the man said. 'The cart outside,'
I needed to work. i rurned the television
'\(/ow'a cai.' I closed the door and ran to the window
back to the comPuter'
I looked down. Outside the front door was a big new blue
car. I went back to the computer and ryPed 'Help!'
Chip came on the screen. 'Can I help?'she asked.
€#1iaye!sf,",*r 'Yes,' I typed. '\7here did the television and car come
from?'
'From me, but don't think about them now,'she said'
'Just write the book.'
'I want to see the car,' I ryped.
'OK,' Chip said. 'But finish the book first.'
'No,' I said.
'Finish the book!'said Chip.
'No,' I shouted. 'I want to see the car.'
I put on a coat and went out into the lift. The lift
doors closed. 'Sixth floor. Going down,' the iift said.
'How's the book going? Nearly finished?'
'Oh, be quiet!' I shouted.
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