01.the One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate - Ok
01.the One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate - Ok
01.the One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate - Ok
MONICA: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
JOEY: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be hump
something wrong with him!
PHOEBE: Wait, does he eat chalk? Hairpiece: tóc giả đội thêm cho tóc
dày
(THE OTHERS STARE, BEMUSED)
MONICA: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two
people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
PHOEBE: No.
CHANDLER: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out
it's my mother, which is very weird, because- she never calls me!
MONICA: (EXPLAINING TO THE OTHERS) Carol moved her stuff out De-caff
today. (TO ROSS) Let me get you some coffee.
MONICA: Rachel?!
RACHEL: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you
weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here
and you are, you are!
ROSS: Hi.
MONICA: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet
bridesmaids?
RACHEL: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding.
I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was
looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat.
When all of a sudden- (TO WAITRESS, WHO HAS BROUGHT HER
COFFEE)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realised that I was more turned on by this
gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's
when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I
mean, he always looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of
there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing
this for?'. (TO MONICA) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I
know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I
Mitten: găng tay hở ngón
knew who lived here in the city.
SCENE 2: MONICA'S APARTMENT (ALL PRESENT AND WATCHING Grin (v) = (a): nhe răng ra
A SPANISH SOAP ON TV) cười, cười toe toét, cái nhăn
mặt nhe cả răng
MONICA: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and
she's really not happy about it.
RACHEL: (ON PHONE) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I
just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
CHANDLER: (RE TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.
Hit on: (slang) To pay unsolicited
JOEY: I say push her down the stairs. and usually unwanted sexual
attention to: can't go into a bar
PHOEBE+ROSS+CHANDLER+JOEY: Push her down the stairs! Push lately without being hit on.
her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! (SHE IS PUSHED DOWN
THE STAIRS. THEY CHEER) DOOR BUZZER
RACHEL: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always INTERCOM
told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And
today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I
wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want
you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
RACHEL: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with
Monica.
RACHEL: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your
money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
MONICA: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm
things...
JOEY: (SITTING BESIDE HER) And hey, you need anything, you can
always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away
a lot.
MONICA: Yes!
MONICA: (TO ROSS) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to
stay?
ROSS: (NORMAL VOICE) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
MONICA: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (THEY ARE ALL LINED UP NEXT
TO THE DOOR)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
PHOEBE: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
ROSS: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no,
although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (THINKS) -big
lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and
Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
RACHEL: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here
tonight..
(AD BREAK)
JOEY: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo,
the good TV- what did you get?
MONICA: Oh my God!
PAUL: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on
when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean,
how clean can teeth get?
MONICA: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess.
How did you get through it?
PAUL: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of Say: (adv): Approximately: There
hers, say her-
were, say, 500 people present.
PAUL: (LAUGHING) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
MONICA: You actually broke her watch? Pace: To walk with long
deliberate steps.
Pace: To walk with long
(CUT TO RACHEL IN MONICA'S APARTMENT, TALKING ON THE deliberate steps.
PHONE AND PACING)
ROSS: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one
woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and
that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...
JOEY: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying
there's only one flavour of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something,
Ross. There's lots of flavours out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie
Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or
nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to
you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the
world! Grab a spoon!
MONICA: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?
PAUL: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able
to, uh, perform. (MONICA TAKES A SIP OF HER DRINK) ...Sexually.
MONICA: Being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um...
how long?
PAUL: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?
TV: 'I, Joanie, take you, Charles, to be my lawful husband.' 'Do you
take...'
(CUT TO ROSS')
ROSS: (SCORNFUL) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been
since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean
anything to you? Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together
enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (GAZES OUT
OF THE WINDOW)
RACHEL: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before
in my entire life.
JOEY: Congratulations. And while you're on a roll, if you feel like you
Grimace: (n): an ugly or
distorted facial expression, as
Grimace: (n): an ugly or
of wry humour, disgust, etc.
distorted facial expression, as
of wry
(v):humour,
(intr) to disgust,
contort etc.
the face
gotta make like a Western omelette or something... (JOEY AND (v): (intr) to contort the face
HANDLER TASTE THE COFFEE, GRIMACE, AND POUR IT INTO A
PLANT POT) Although actually I'm really not that hungry...
PAUL: Morning.
JOEY: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
CHANDLER: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those
numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...
MONICA: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
JOEY: I will not take this abuse. (WALKS TO DOOR AND OPENS IT
TO LEAVE)
MONICA: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry?
I can't stop smiling.
RACHEL: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your
mouth.
MONICA: I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony
DeMarco?
MONICA: Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not
think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.
(EXIT MONICA)
(ENTER FRANNIE)
FRANNIE: Hey, Monica!
RACHEL: You would be too if you found John and David boots on (n): đánh nhịp nhẹ
sale, fifty percent off!
(A PAUSE)
ROSS: The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'...
ALL: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (SHE CUTS THEM ALL UP.
THEY CHEER)
ROSS: Yeah.
RACHEL: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (MON
SMILES) What?
Stomp: To tread or trample
MONICA: That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you
heavily or violently (on)
found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody. (STOMPS ON
PAUL'S WATCH AND GOES TO HER ROOM)
RACHEL: Sorry-
ROSS: Okay. (THEY SPLIT IT) You know you probably didn't
know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on
you.
RACHEL: I knew.
ROSS: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was
Monica's geeky older brother.
RACHEL: I did.
ROSS: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense
vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it
would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?
RACHEL: Goodnight.
ROSS: Goodnight.
(CLOSING CREDITS)
CHANDLER: Did you make it, or are you just serving it?
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