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The Pink Fence (Screenplay)
The Pink Fence (Screenplay)
By
Marshall Vaughan
FADE IN:
JOHNNY (V.O)
This may not be the easiest story to
tell but I feel that I need to tell
it. You may not believe it but it
happened.
MOTHER
Johnny, time for school.
JOHNNY
(moans)
Oh. I don’t feel so good. I think I got a
fever.
CINDY
(feels his forehead)
You do feel rather warm. Well, I guess you
better stay home today.
JOHNNY
Ok.
CINDY
Do you need me to stay with you?
JOHNNY
No Mom that’s ok. I think I can take
Care of myself.
CINDY
All right baby.
(kisses forehead)
You get some more rest.
Johnny looks out his window. He sees his mother drive off.
He smiles and gets out of bed.
INT. HALLWAY
INT. HALLWAY
JOHNNY (V.O.)
I know. You’re probably thinking to
yourself, “What the hell wrong with
this kid?” Just wait.
JOHNNY
Uh oh.
JOHNNY
Oh shit.
JOHNNY (off)
OH SHIT!
JOHNNY (V.O.)
I figure here I’ve got three options:
1) Put it back in my sister’s drawer
and hope she doesn’t notice,
2) Throw them away, or 3) Burn them.
(beat)
I decided to burn them.
4.
INT. GARAGE
EXT. BACKYARD
JOHNNY
OH SHIT!
Johnny comes out with the hose and goes toward the fence.
The hose catches a few feet away from the fence and Johnny
falls. Johnny tries to tug the hose free.
The hose gets ripped off the faucet and water bursts
everywhere.
JOHNNY
(defeated)
Goddammit.
JOHNNY (V.O.)
What the fuck am I going to do
about this?
JOHNNY (V.O.)
Burnt fence. Really burnt fence.
Think Johnny, think. Think think think.
JOHNNY (V.O.)
Paint.
INT. GARAGE
JOHNNY (V.O.)
Pink. Fucking pink.
(beat)
Do I paint it pink and try to
explain it to my dad?
(beat)
Or do I not paint it and try to
explain that to my dad?
Johnny sets the paint down in front of the burnt ass fence.
He grabs the brush and is about to get started.
JOHNNY (V.O.)
Wait. I don't want to mess up
this shirt. It's my favorite.
7.
JOHNNY (V.O.)
I had to change.
INT. GARAGE
CLOSE-UP: SHIRT
JOHNNY (V.O.)
Deep down I knew this was my
father's pride and joy--aside
from his barbecue. But it's
hanging here on the sink. Must
mean he uses it as a rag now.
JOHNNY (V.O.)
Have to work fast. Parents get
home at 6:00. Sister usually hangs
out at her friend's house.
FADE TO:
8.
Johnny yawns and stretches. His hand hits the wet paint. He
looks at his hand curiously. He realizes his latest error.
JOHNNY
Shit.
He steps away from the fence and turns to look. We see that
the back of his shirt is now almost completely covered in
pink paint. There is an outline of his body where he leaned
up against the fence. Johnny takes off the shirt and looks
at the damage done.
JOHNNY
Oh shit.
JOHNNY (V.O.)
Dad's favorite shirt.
(beat)
Dumb ass.
INT. GARAGE
JOHNNY (V.O.)
What else was I going to do?
JOHNNY (V.O.)
I didn't know what the hell I was
doing but didn't care. I just wanted
to end it and watch some cartoons.
JOHNNY (V.O.)
Underdog. Hell yeah. Underdog is
the bomb.
FADE CUT:
INT. GARAGE
JOHNNY (V.O.)
I'm dead. I'm a dead man. What the
fuck am I going to do?
JOHNNY (V.O.)
Might as well dry it.
FADE TO:
10.
INT. GARAGE
DING! Johnny opens the dryer and takes out the shirt. It's
nice and dry. Nice and pink. There's no way he's going to
survive his father's thrashing if he finds this shirt.
If he finds it.
EXT. DRIVEWAY
The front door opens. His parents (CINDY and DAN) talk
aimlessly.
DAN
Nukes. We need to fucking nuke 'em.
CINDY
That won't solve anything. We'd be
killed along with them.
11.
DAN
I would rather die than have to look
at those fucking rose bushes.
CINDY
Hey, Johnny. How are you feeling?
DAN
What, were you sick or something?
JOHNNY
I'm fine now.
DAN
What were you sick with? Meningitis?
CINDY
Meningitis? How would that happen?
DAN
I don't know. I'm not a doctor.
JOHNNY
I just had a little cold. Or flu.
Something.
DAN
Cold? How can you catch a cold?
It's October.
Cindy has gone to their bedroom to drop off her purse and
has come back out and starts to undress, unbuttoning her
blouse to reveal a purple bra.
DAN
What the fuck are you doing woman?!?
You undress in the bedroom, not in
front of the boy!
DAN
You sweating?
JOHNNY
Side effects of my flu/cold.
DAN
Why you waste your time inside?
There's a beautiful view outside.
DAN
What the fuck?
JOHNNY
What's up?
DAN (O.S.)
Why is the fucking fence pink?!?
Pause.
JOHNNY
Oh, that. It's no big deal.
He's nervous as all hell. Dan sticks his head in, expecting
an answer.
JOHNNY
Well, you see, I figured the best way
to recover from my sickness would be
to-- to stay active. I saw the fence--
DAN
Active? Active is sports. Boxing.
Mowing the lawn!
CINDY
What's all the fuss?
DAN
Your son decided to paint our
fence pink.
CINDY
(to Dan)
Why would he do that?
DAN
Because he's insane.
JOHNNY
I think it looks nice.
DAN
Have you even looked at it?
JOHNNY
Of course.
DAN
I don't think you have.
DAN
I think you need a closer look.
JOHNNY
You're hurting me!
DAN
Good.
EXT. BACKYARD
DAN
Here, take a real good look!
14.
CINDY
Aaaaahhhhh!
JOHNNY
(weak)
Mommy... I hurt...
CINDY
My plant!
JOHNNY
(slow motion)
Sssshhhhiiiitttt!!!
CRUNCH! In he goes.
Cindy still cares only about her ugly plant. She bends down
to grab the fence. She turns into some super woman and
lifts the fence back into place. She steadies the fence
with her foot while she pulls the ugly plant out by the
roots. Once she has her baby safe she steps back. The pink
fence falls with a thud.
DAN
I'm hungry. Who wants barbecue?
Pause.
JOHNNY
(in pain)
Me.
CINDY
(in grief)
Sounds good.
DAN
Good.
INT. BATHROOM
DAN
Have you seen my favorite shirt?
Pause.
JOHNNY
Which one is that?
DAN
"Kiss me I'm wearing a mustache."
JOHNNY
Oh yeah.
(beat)
Haven't seen it.
16.
DAN
Ah, it's just as well. It was a
pretty stupid shirt. I don't even
wear my mustache anymore.
JOHNNY
(laughs)
It was pretty stupid.
(laughs more)
I got to tell you. I wore that
shirt when I painted the fence.
DAN
Well, where is it?
JOHNNY
I had to hide it.
DAN
Why?
JOHNNY
I'll show you.
JOHNNY
I tried washing it and turned it
completely pink.
DAN
You son of a bitch!
CINDY
Stop that!
17.
JOHNNY
Oh thank God.
CINDY
You need to buy me a new plant.
JOHNNY
What?
CINDY
You destroyed this and are getting
me a new one.
JOHNNY
But it was dad who destroyed it. He
threw me against the fence.
DAN
Because you painted it pink!
CINDY
Exactly.
Johnny is dumbfounded.
JOHNNY
Ok. We'll get it this weekend.
CINDY
No. Tonight. Now.
JOHNNY
But the store's probably closed.
CINDY
They're open for another 20 minutes.
JOHNNY
How do you know that?
18.
CINDY
GO!
JOHNNY
(cowers)
Ok.
(pause)
Will you give me the money?
CINDY
How much do you have in your
piggy bank.
DAN
$72.19.
CINDY
GO!!!
EXT. STREETS
JOHNNY
--mustache wearing son of a--
undressing floozy-- goddamn pink
fence--
JOHNNY
(still muttering)
Damn roses--
CLOSE UP: The thorn lands a good ten feet in front of him.
19.
JOHNNY
Goddamn thorn.
Johnny has been running the whole way to the shop. He gets
to the door panting.
OWNER
We're closing.
JOHNNY
Please--I need--a plant--
OWNER
Do you know which one?
JOHNNY
I don't--don't know exactly--
the name.
OWNER
(impatient)
What does it look like?
Beat.
JOHNNY
It's really ugly.
OWNER
Ugly? Ugly?! There are NO ugly
plants! Each plant has beauty!
Plants are life! Life is
beauty!
(pause)
Get out! You are banned for life!
Ah fuck.
EXT. STREETS
EXT. STREETS
Johnny walks his bike with one hand and holds the ugly
plant with the other. He beams, triumphant.
INT. HOUSE
JOHNNY
I'm home!
CINDY
Did you get it?
21.
CINDY
Oh Johnny!
EXT. BACKYARD
JOHNNY
What cha cooking?
DAN
Burgers.
DEANNA
Heard you were sick today.
JOHNNY
Didn't see you there.
DEANNA
Whatever.
DAN
These'll be ready in a minute.
Johnny, go get some plates.
DAN
Cindy! Food's ready.
Cindy comes out, still clutching onto the ugly plant. Dan
brings over the food as everybody sits down.
JOHNNY
These are steaks.
22.
DAN
That's right.
JOHNNY
You said you were cooking burgers.
DAN
Same animal.
Dan sits down to eat. Johnny can't help but notice the burn
mark on the ground. The underwear. It's right between him
and Deanna. Johnny sweats a little.
DAN
Damn good steaks.
JOHNNY
(nervous)
Yeah.
DAN
Why are you sweating?
JOHNNY
It's hot.
DEANNA
What are you staring at?
JOHNNY
Nothing.
DEANA
What's that burn mark?
JOHNNY
What burn mark?
DEANNA
That looks like underwear!
DEANNA
Did you burn my underwear?!
JOHNNY
No.
DAN
Now look here Johnny.
DAN (CONT'D)
Did you burn your sister's underwear,
set the fence on fire and then
paint it pink to cover it up, all
the while ruining my favorite shirt?
Pause.
JOHNNY
No.
DAN
Well there we go. Deanna, stop
making up wild stories.
DEANNA
But--
DAN
I said "There we go." Now let's
enjoy our dinner.
EXT. BACKYARD
DAN
(to Cindy)
You expecting anybody?
DAN
This better be fucking good.
DAN
(silently)
Shit.
EXT. BACKYARD
DAN
It's the 5-0.
JOHNNY
Huh?
DAN
The police mothafucka.
CINDY
(nervous)
What does he want?
DAN
Fuck if I know.
DAN
Where did you get that plant?
Johnny is silent.
DAN
Please fucking tell me you bought
it proper like.
DAN
Damn.
CINDY
(shocked)
It's stolen?!?
CINDY
Well he's not going to take it
from me.
DAN
Where the fuck you goin woman?
CINDY
To hide.
DING DONG!
The door opens and Dan comes face to face with the cop.
26.
DAN
Hello officer. What can I do you for?
COP
We have a report of a plant thief.
DAN
Plant thief?
COP
Don't play dumb with me. We have an
eye witness that says a little boy
stole a plant and brought it here.
DAN
That sounds quite absurd.
COP
You do have a little boy here,
don't you?
DAN
Well yes, my son.
COP
Do you know him to be a botany
heister?
DAN
No.
COP
Might I have a look around?
DAN
Well my family and I are eating
dinner now…
COP
Won't be a minute.
EXT. BACKYARD
Johnny and Deanna try to act calm and pretend to eat. The
cop and Dan come out.
COP
Quite a scene.
COP
Why the fuck do you have a pink
fence?
DAN
To be different.
COP
That is absurd. It's not even
standing up.
DAN
It's really different.
COP
Humph.
COP
Young lady, please don't burn your
under-britches. Thems valuable commodity.
Take responsibility for your actions.
The cop walks around the yard a bit, looking over their
plants. None of them match the description he was given. He
gets near the side of the house.
COP
Well I guess old lady Henderson was
smoking a little bit too much
"medicine" earlier this evening.
This all looks--
28.
EXT. ROOF
EXT. BACKYARD
COP
--in order.
COP
Or so it seems.
COP
You all haven't been very straight
coming with me now.
Dan looks up to the roof where he can see Cindy. He's quite
nervous.
COP
I won't be finding any sort of plant
up here will I? An... ugly plant?
EXT. ROOF
COP
Oh shit.
EXT. BACKYARD
The cop falls off the ladder. The family is in shock. The
cop's body lands right next to the fallen pink fence. His
head hits the fence and his neck snaps.
Cindy climbs down the ladder. She sees the dead cop. Looks
to her family.
CINDY
My bad.
DAN
(to Deanna)
You OK?
She nods her head. He removes his hand from her mouth. She
breathes in deeply.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
DAN
Dammit, stop!
DAN
All right, we didn't want this
to happen, but it happened.
(beat)
The way I see it, we have three
options. Bury the body. Or chop
it up. Or... move to Mexico and
change our name to Sanchez.
30.
CINDY
Sanchez? We're not becoming Mexicans.
DAN
OK scratch that one. Burial or
hack job?
Silence.
DAN
Deanna, get me my ax.
EXT. BACKYARD
Cindy sits on the grass, caressing her ugly plant. Dan has
moved the body away from the fence to make this easier.
Johnny sits next to his mother, not sure if this shit is
for real or not.
DAN
Careful with that ax Deanna.
(takes it)
This could get messy. Don't want
your clothes to get dirty.
Dan lifts the ax. The first chop is the hardest. He brings
it down to separate the head from the body. Blood spurts
briefly. The head rolls away.
DAN
Wow. That was pretty easy. I thought
there would be some sort of guilt or
something. Nothing. I mean, he's
already dead. It's like chopping
firewood.
He continues chopping.
DAN
Breakin' rocks in the... hot sun.
I fought the law and the... law won.
I fought the law and the... law won.
I needed money cause I... had none.
I fought the law and the... law won.
I fought the law and the... law won.
DAN (CONT'D)
Robbin' people with a... six gun.
I fought the law and the... law won.
I fought the law and the... law won.
I lost my girl and I lost my fun.
I fought the law and the... law won.
I fought the law and the... law won.
JOHNNY (V.O.)
I’m either going to die tonight or
spend my life in jail.
32.
JOHNNY
What the fuck is going on?!?
You just chopped up a dead body!
A cop! And mom killed him!
DAN
Hey that pig had it coming. He
was going to expose us.
JOHNNY
Expose us? I stole a plant. There's
no real crime in that.
DAN
Exactly.
JOHNNY
But...
CINDY
Now what?
DAN
Well we have to get rid of the
body parts. We should throw them
in the river.
JOHNNY
What river?
DAN
All right… we'll bury them in the
desert.
DEANNA
What desert?
DAN
Fine.
(pause)
We'll scatter them. So they can't
be traced back to us.
33.
DAN
We'll throw all the pieces in our
neighbors' yards.
JOHNNY
What? The neighbors will see!
DAN
But they won't call the cops. Cops
will think they killed the cop.
Pause.
JOHNNY
This makes no sense.
DAN
Just shut up and throw.
DAN
Well that settles that.
(to Cindy)
What's the matter with you?
CINDY
My beautiful plant doesn't have a
pot anymore.
Dan thinks. He grabs the cop's head. With his bare hands he
scoops out the brains. He sits the hollow head on the lawn,
upside down.
DAN
There you go.
34.
Cindy looks at it. It does look like a pot. She puts the
plant in the severed head. She sighs with relief.
Frame freeze.
JOHNNY (V.O.)
OK. I admit this is all pretty
far fetched. I mean really,
this is some fucked up shit.
But this is how it went down.
DAN
We're not out of the woods
yet. This fence is covered in
blood.
This is true.
DAN (CONT'D)
There's no use trying to repaint
it and then trying to set it back
up.
(pause)
We have to burn it.
DAN (CONT'D)
This fence really didn't serve
any purpose anyway. It just sat
there.
JOHNNY
So we gonna set it on fire here?
DAN
Don't be a fool boy. We have to
chop it up and burn it in the
old baseball field.
JOHNNY
Of course more chopping.
(beat)
Just don't sing this time.
35.
DEANNA
This is pretty fucked up.
JOHNNY
Yeah.
DEANNA
Why'd you have to paint that fence
pink?
Johnny shrugs.
DEANNA
I need to start doing drugs. Fast.
Dan opens the trunk of the family car. Johnny is behind him
with a handful of bloody pink wood. He dumps it in. Deanna
comes up with more wood to dump. Then Cindy.
DAN
That it?
Cindy nods.
DAN
Good. Let's get a move on. It
must be 1 AM or something.
JOHNNY
Can't we just stay here? Why do
we all have to go?
DAN
We're a family. Things like this
build character.
36.
The family drives out to the baseball field. Dan hums "Take
Me Out To The Ballgame."
Their car pulls up. Everybody exits. Dan pops the trunk.
DAN
OK we want to just make a nice small
pile so nothing gets out of control.
They all drop their wood. Cindy kicks some pieces here and
there to make sure it's not scattered.
DAN
Good.
They all stand there to watch the fire. Dan pulls out a
pack of smokes and puts one in his mouth. He steps near the
flames to light it. Inhale. Exhale.
DAN
Want a drag?
JOHNNY
Sure.
CINDY
Dan!
37.
DAN
Ah what the heck. He's nearly a man.
I mean shit, he’s already an
accomplice to murder, might as well
start smoking.
Johnny passes it back and Dan takes it. He puts his free
arm around his son. Johnny goes with it.
JOHNNY (V.O.)
This was the most I had ever
bonded with my father. If you
haven't picked up on it, he's
not that easy-going all the time.
DEANNA
How long will we let it burn?
DAN
I guess that's good enough. Go
get the water.
DEANNA
We don't have any.
DAN
Bummer.
(beat)
Johnny, go up to the 7-11 and
buy some water.
JOHNNY
Sure thing pops.
He walks off.
DAN
Don't dawdle.
INT. 7-11
ARAB
What you doing out so late?
JOHNNY
Long story.
ARAB
Four twenty.
JOHNNY
Sir, I seem to have forgotten my
money. I'm just going down the street
and I swear I'll come back with
the money.
ARAB
You come back with money, I'll give
you the water.
JOHNNY
Look I need this water right now.
ARAB
No money, no water.
JOHNNY
Motherfucker you don't know what
I've been through today.
JOHNNY
I saw someone die today. Let's
not make that two.
The Arab whips out the shotty quickstyle but Johnny plucks
it out of his hands.
JOHNNY
I'm taking this. And the water.
JOHNNY
What type of car you drive?
ARAB
What?
JOHNNY
(sticks gun in face)
Your car. Is it stick or automatic?
ARAB
Automatic.
JOHNNY
Keys.
JOHNNY
Thank you.
(pause)
Now help me load the car.
EXT. 7-11
The Arab puts the water in the trunk. Johnny still has the
shotgun on him.
40.
JOHNNY
Believe me when I say this. I
will return your car.
(beat)
I'm keeping the gun.
EXT. STREET
Johnny doesn't see the cat. Loud screech from the feline.
Johnny doesn't give a flying fuck.
JOHNNY
What the fuck?
DAN
Yeah turns out there was a hose.
Still works.
DAN
Son… hand over the gun.
JOHNNY
No.
Pause.
41.
DAN
Son, we love you.
JOHNNY
Fuck you.
DAN
Young man! You need--
JOHNNY
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
He does.
JOHNNY
YOU GUYS ARE INSANE! MURDEROUS,
WHACKED OUT PSYCHOPATHS! YOU
FUCKING NUT BAGS, ALL OF YOU.
FUCK YOU.
Pause.
JOHNNY
Jesus Christ. To think, this all
started just because I tried on
Deanna's underwear.
DEANNA
I KNEW IT!
Fucking pervert.
FADE OUT.
THE END