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    Confessions of a Total Shithead
    Confessions of a Total Shithead
    Confessions of a Total Shithead
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    Confessions of a Total Shithead

    By Alexis Chocianowski

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    The following pages contain a series of writings that were conjured up through the mind of a young girl who finds herself the victim of her own thoughts. Many questions remain unanswered. Why do these feelings come about? Am I this strange? Do other people my age have these thoughts? Why do I feel compelled to even print this? Why expose myself to potential ridicule or criticism? In these writings, there is hope that these and other questions will open a door of understanding and acceptance. An understanding, that maybe these thoughts are not unique to just the author and may possibly be helpful to someone with similar thoughts.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherXlibris US
    Release dateOct 17, 2013
    ISBN9781483695808
    Confessions of a Total Shithead
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    Alexis Chocianowski

    Exactly what does a twenty year old know about life? Not much right? Well, Alexis Chocianowski has always thought of herself as a 35 year old person at the ripe ‘ole age of 7. She would think thoughts, which were incommensurate with her age. She felt that adults never listened to things children said. And she always had something to say. Alexis grew up in Queens, NY. Similar to any child these days, she went to nursery school and then moved on to elementary, middle school then finally to high school. The only thing is, she attended parochial schools. She was educated at a Lutheran elementary school from Kindergarten through 3rd grade. Then she attended a Catholic elementary school for 2 years. She went back to a Lutheran for middle school, then finally an all girls Catholic High School. After surviving changes in schools, differences in religious teachings and going to a school without the opposite sex, she went off to college. Currently she attends Pace University in Westchester County where she is studying Communications. She is uncertain where her future lies, but knows for certain that expression through writing has helped her cope with some of her darkest thoughts.

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      Confessions of a Total Shithead - Alexis Chocianowski

      Copyright © 2013 by Alexis Chocianowski.

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the copyright owner.

      Rev. date: 09/11/2013

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      Contents

      Beginnings are always messy

      Life Is A Highway

      One Step at a Time

      The Greatest Lie

      Final Escape

      The Plane Ride

      Missed Call

      Free Yourself

      Dead Man Walking

      Warning from the Already Gone

      A Bit of Advice

      Gift of Death

      A Glimmer of Hope

      A Letter to Future Person

      The Beauty In Nature

      The Little Chirping Bird

      BIRDS

      Winter Snow

      All You Need Is Love

      Recipe: Soup For Love Loss

      This is My Mother

      All She Needed Was A Hug

      An Artist at Heart

      The Friend

      The Best Friends Forever and Ever

      Afterword

      Dear Reader,

      If you are reading this, you have either taken the notebook in which this is being written or my vision of a book has come to life and now you are reading it to see what it is all about. Either way, I am happy you are with me on this adventure. I can’t tell you exactly why you should take time out of your busy life that to continue reading this book. Especially a book written by a girl that has neither the experience nor wisdom to write a book worth reading but I do beg of you to give me a chance. I am nothing special; I don’t have a heartwarming story that will bring you to tears, and I didn’t go through an extraordinary situation that led me to have some special insight. I thought I would try and maximize my life experience and publish a book so here we are. Hopefully I haven’t lost you yet. If I haven’t, I want to first defend myself and explain the title. I, like most people in the world have moments of complete selfishness, cattiness (ladies I know you’re with me on that), rudeness, and just straight up bitchiness. Well, with one of my friends in particular,

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