The Guy Gazette

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Volume 1 | Issue
September 19,
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The Guy Gazetteer
2017 Author: Lauren Guy
“An object in motion

stays in motion until
So, what’s New(ton)?
an outside force acts
Sir Newton, what is your biggest
upon it.” accomplishment?
Well personally, I am most proud of creating the
Universal law of Gravitation which states that an
-Sir Isaac Newton object in motion will stay in motion until an outside
force acts upon it.
What was the motivation behind the

discovery of the three laws of gravitation?
I was pulled from schooling at a young age so I could
help my family and work on a farm. I absolutely
hated it. I begged and pleaded for the opportunity to go back to school and they finally let me. I
studied at university and took an interest and how the world works. But it always bothered me
that there was an unknown force keeping us into place, but no one knew what it was or they were
oblivious to it.
Other than physics and studying science, what are some things that you do to
pass time?
I thoroughly enjoy reading the bible and debating the current global issues regarding the faith. My
belief is that Jesus and God are two persons and that the Holy Trinity does not exist. Currently, I
am trying to discover the hidden code written within the scripture which could unlock endless
possibilities for the human race, I just haven’t got there quite yet.
If you could give advice to any of the scientists of the future, what would you
say?
I would tell them to always stay with the things that they believe in. People did not believe me at
first so my friends and I created a story saying that an apple fell from my head and then I
understood that there was a force. it wasn’t an apple that made me realize, it was a feeling.
Knowledge is power and power is wisdom. NEVER hold back on your thoughts, you will regret
it.
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Boiling Down the Life of Boyle

Born and Raised in Ireland, Boyle grew up in a very large family. He decided when he became of
age that he would go to Europe and study abroad. When he came back, Boyle teamed up with
Robert Hooke and invented the air pump. This was a major creation at first, but it’s not what
Boyle is known for. He is known for developing the first and most important gas law there is. It
says that the pressure of an idyllic gas kept at constant temperature varies inversely with the
volume of the gas. In addition to this, he also was the one who figured out that the temperature of
an objection relates directly to the speed of the particles within the object. In 1660, him and a
group of other talented and well-known scientists formed a group called the Royal Society which
was located in London, England. He was then offered to become president of the society but
declined because the pledge he would take was not following his Lex Credendi*. Boyle died
several years later in December of 1691 while residing in England.
*law of faith
What’s Shakin’ Bacon???

What do you think was an advantage that you have amongst other scientists?
My mind. I went through school at a young age and was in University by the age of twelve. I also
had legacy at the law school I applied to since my brother attended it as well. School was just a
given for me and I did not have to put in the same effort that others did. But, since I always went
the extra step, I was unstoppable
What was your personal breaking point?
I was studying abroad under a fellow scientist when my father passed away. It hit me like a brick
wall and I took the loss extremely hard. Not only did I lose my studies and my father, but I also
lost every cent of money that I had. I was in total despair. Everyone I reached out to disregarded
me… it truly was heart shattering. Although, that was not my only one. I held a position in
Parliament for over forty years until I was impeached for bribery. I would like to clarify that that
is most certainly not true. I was so worried and stressed about what people were going to think of
me, I got sick from it.
When did It all get better?
After being impeached, I decided to focus on my personal goals. I developed the scientific
method which is an organized way to run labs quickly, efficiently, and successfully. It walks you
through what the thought process should entail and hopefully will help the scientist while
experimenting.
How did the scientific method play a role in your personal life?
Not only did I help scientists, but I also made money off of it. The scientific method gave me my
confidence back which led me to writing books and talking to the public about other issues and
ways that we can solve them properly and save time while doing it.
Obituary
Johannes Kepler went home to the Lord on November 15.
Kepler was the beloved husband to Susanna Reuttinger and
father to Ludwig, Sebald, Heinrich, Friedrich, Hildebert,
Susanna, Fridmar, Cordula, Margareta Regina, and Katharina
Kepler. He was a major role within the scientific revolution.
His German roots were an influential part of his life that he
never forgot. Johannes was known worldwide for his
development of the Kepler conjuncture, The Rudolpine Tables
and his law of planetary motion. Kepler’s funeral will be this
Saturday November 22 at the local church. Johannes Kepler,
forever in our hearts
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Oh Hey, René
What were some of the trials that you were faces
within your early years?
I grew up without a mother figure in my life. It was hard
because I did not get to experience the “ideal” childhood. In
addition to this, I was also the youngest child. That meant that
I had to fend for myself all the time and be independent
starting at a very young age. I had my grandmother in my life,
but it wasn’t the same. Eventually I was taken to a boarding
school and lived there for a while.
It is said that you took some time off of your
studies. Do you regret that?
No, not at all actually. In fact, I thought that I was going to
but I ended up making friends in the army, although many of
them are not alive today.
What are you most famous for?
I believed that everything is skeptical until it can be proven to
be true. I also closed the barrier between geometry and
algebra making it easier to connect the two. I formed the
Cartesian graph which plots point on four quadrants forming a
line.
How do you think this related to today’s society?
All students have to take a math class. In those classes, you
will see my theories and my inner thought process. It may not
be recognized, but students will use it.

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“An object in motion

What was the motivation behind the

Boiling Down the Life of Boyle

What’s Shakin’ Bacon???

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