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My eye is a little itchy.

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Mine too. Yeah.

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It's really red.
You should go see my eye doctor.

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I'm not gonna see your ex-boyfriend.

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That's all I hear.
Richard, Richard, Richard.

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Since we've dated,
I've said his name twice.

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Okay. So Richard, Richard.

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It's not Richard.
It's this new guy. He's good.

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I'm sorry. I'm not going
to an eye doctor.

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-Oh, God. Here we go.
-What?

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Anytime anything comes close
to touching her eye or anyone else's...

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...she, like, freaks out. Watch.
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Ross, come on!

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I have a weird thing with my eye.
Can we not talk about it?

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Hey, Rach. You know that great song?
"Me, Myself and Eye."

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Monica! Come on!

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All those in favor
of getting lunch, say, "eye."

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Ross! Stop it!

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How much did I love
The King and Eye?

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Chandler!

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Me too, me too!

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Just stop it! That's enough!

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-You okay there, man?
-Yeah. I got too excited.

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The One with Joey's Big Break

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I gotta go.
I'm taking Ben to the park.

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-Give him a kiss for me.
-All right. Bye.

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Later.

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I'm so sorry you got caught
in the middle of that.

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I didn't mean to be so out there,
but I am furious with him.

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Calm down?

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I'm trying.
Man, that guy can push my buttons!

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Why are you so mad?

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-I don't wanna talk about it.
-lt seems like

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You wanna be on my list too?
Keep talking.

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Has anyone seen my list, by the way?

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No. What's it look like?

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-A piece of paper and it says, "Ross."
-I see.

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I just got off the phone with Estelle.
Guess what?
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I got the lead!

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You got the lead in a movie?
What's it about?

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It's called Shutterspeed.
It's really cool.

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I meet this girl in the subway
and we fall in love in, like, a day.

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And then she disappears.
But I find out where she lives.

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This old lady answers the door.
I say, "Where's Betsy?"

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And she says, "Betsy's been dead
for 10 years."

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Chilling!

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The best part is, we're filming
in the desert outside of Vegas.

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-You know what that means.
-I know.

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Road trip! We can rent a car.
I have to be there by Tuesday.

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Wait! My grandmother's dead.

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We can talk about that too, Phoebe.

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No, her cab.

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She probably won't be using it.
Drive it to Las Vegas.

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All right! Thanks!

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What are we gonna do about my job?

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Not go.

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Great! Road trip, baby!

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Is this okay?

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Chandler, you don't have to ask
for my permission.

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You can go.

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Rach, we'll be late
for the eye doctor.

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All right. Let's get this over with.

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Look what I did.

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I mean, look at this mess.

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We're gonna probably have to
clean this up.

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I mean, we're gonna have to reschedule!

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If you thought that this mess
was gonna bother me, you are wrong!

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All right, let's go, Blinky.

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Hey, Joey. What's up?

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I can't decide which route
to take to Vegas.

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You've traveled a lot, right?

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Yeah, I've been around.

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Which route should I take?
The north or the south route?

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If you take the north route,
there's a man with a beard of bees.

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Great! Problem solved!

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On the south route, there's a chicken
that plays tic-tac-toe.

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Well, back to square one.

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I know a way that you can decide.
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I'll ask you a series of questions
and you answer as quickly as you can.

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Yes!

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Good. But wait.

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Here we go. I want you to relax.

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Take a deep breath.

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Clear your mind.

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-Peanut butter or egg whites?
-Peanut butter.

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-Be a fireman or a swimmer?
-Swimmer.

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-You'd sleep with Monica or Rachel?
-Monica.

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I always thought it'd be Rachel.

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-No thinking. Tie or ascot?
-Ascot.

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-North or south route?
-North.

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Bam! There you go! Huh?
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That was incredible!
Beard of bees here I come!

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This guy again.

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Hey, what's up?

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Not much. Wanna see a movie tonight?

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What do you wanna see?

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I don't know.

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I know how to decide.
Show him your game.

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No, thank you.

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What's with her?

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I don't know.
I know how we can decide.

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I'm gonna ask you questions
and you answer real quick.

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-Action or comedy?
-Action.

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Who would you rather sleep with,
Monica or Rachel?

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Dude, you are sick.

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I'm sorry. I forgot you had
that whole Rachel thing.

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Oh, my God. What does that thing do?

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-An eye removal machine.
-I'm out of here.

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I'm kidding.

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Rachel, I'm Dr. Miller.

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Monica said you were nervous.
Everything will be fine.

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-So we're done.
-Almost, but first we gotta start.

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This is a glaucoma test. Sit down.

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Put your chin here.

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Now, you'll feel a small puff of air
in each eye.

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What?

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A small puff of air.
Now, come on!

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Here we go.

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One, two, three.

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I'm sorry. All right.

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I'm gonna stay in here this time.

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Ready?

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-One, two
-I'm sorry.

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You know what?
I'm gonna hold her head.

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That's okay.

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I'm sorry.

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You're young.
You don't have glaucoma.

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So it was very, very nice
to meet you, sir.

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What are you?
Are you crazy?

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You got a small, minor infection
in that left eye.

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Take these drops for a week
and you'll be as good as new.

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No, I don't put things in my eye.

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We'll see you here in three months.
And I'll fit you for a glass eye.

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Give me the damn drops!

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Dr. Miller?

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P-E-C-F-D.

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Very good, Monica!

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-You know where they are.
-I sure do.

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And you don't get one.

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You know, those eye drops
are a miracle.

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My eye is 100 percent better.

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-They're still in my coat.
-Damn!

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You ready to go?

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How cold will it be there?
Will all these sweater vests be enough?
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-What?
-I love you.

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I wish Ross was coming with us.
I'll miss him.

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Thanks. I just got
that jerk out of my mind.

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Is the movie putting us up
in a big hotel suite?

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Not really.
It's an independent film.

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We don't have a big budget.
I'll stay in your room.

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Once you get paid,
you'll be springing for a suite.

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They must be paying you a lot.

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For every dollar Shutterspeed makes...

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...one penny of it goes
right in Joey's pocket.

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You don't get paid unless
it makes money?

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Did you not hear the plot
of the movie?

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"She's been dead for 10 years."

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I'm gonna be a millionaire!

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I wanted to say goodbye.

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And to see if you guys would
place a little bet for me.

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Twenty bucks on black 15.

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-You got it!
-All right.

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-You remember the number, right?
-Yeah, black 13.

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-Black 15!
-You got it.

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-All right. Bye-bye, now.
-Bye, you guys.

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I'll say bye at the car.

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Anyone wanna say bye to me
at the car?

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I'll say goodbye to you at the car
if you don't mind the pus.

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See you!

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But wait a minute. The pus is good.
It means it's healing.

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Hey, Phoebe. What you reading?

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Hello?

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Come on!

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Sorry, I didn't see you there.

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Phoebe, are you mad at me
or something?

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If you are, please tell me
what it is I did.

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-lf you don't know, I can't help you.
-I don't know.

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Well, I can't help you.

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Well, whatever it is,
I am very, very sorry. Okay?

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Apology accepted.

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So we're good?

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I'll see you later, okay?

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Bye, fat-ass.
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All right!

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Will you please tell me what it is
that made you so mad at me?

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I don't know! I don't remember!

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What do you mean, you can't remember?

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I was so focused on being mad at you,
I forgot what it was I was mad about.

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If you can't remember,
can't we just forget about this?

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Oh, no. I am mad at you.
I know that much.

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But I'm sorry about the fat-ass thing
because you have a sweet, little heinie.

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I'm getting pretty tired.
You'll have to take over soon.

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We've been driving for a half-hour.
You haven't looked at the road once.

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Don't worry. It's out there.

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Maybe I just need lunch.
You wanna eat?

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My treat.

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Isn't that Ross' money?

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Ross' treat.
Where do you wanna eat?

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I don't know.

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I know how we can decide.

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I'll ask you questions.

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And then you have to answer real fast.

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So clear your mind.
Clear it right out. Clear it out.

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It's all clear except for this image
of a small, purple lamp.

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00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:05,106
Is that all right if that stays in there?

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I don't see why not. I guess.

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You have to answer with the first thing
that pops into your head, okay?

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-Would you rather be too wet or too dry?
-Too dry.

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-Do you believe in ghosts?
-No.
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-Will this movie be my big break?
-No.

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-What?
-Yes.

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-Dude, you said, no.
-I also said, yes.

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-This won't be my big break?
-No.

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I don't believe this.

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Look, I just don't want you to get
your hopes up too high.

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What are you talking about?
I'm the lead in a movie!

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They're not even paying you!
This doesn't sound like a real movie!

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I don't know why you're dumping
all over my big break.

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I don't think this is gonna be
your big break.

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Are you on this trip
to make me feel like a loser?

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-I'd rather be alone.
-You don't want me here?
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Not if you're like this.

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The next time you ask me
a question like that, I'll lie.

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I don't want you on the trip.

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Why don't you pull over.
I'll get out now.

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Fine.

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Get out.

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You can't stop on a bridge.

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-Get out!
-Fine!

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Wait! Wait! There's no sidewalk!

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Yeah. I'm gonna die here.

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Are you mad at me
because my hair gel smells?

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Because I said your handwriting
is childlike?

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No. That made me feel precious.

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Because he's always
correcting people's grammar?

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"Whom, whom." Sometimes it's "who"!

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Yeah? Sometimes it's:

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Did you beat him at a board game?
He's such a baby when he loses.

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Okay, I'm the baby.

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00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,423
Hey! Stop it!

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00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,195
What are you doing here?

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00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,836
Joey kicked me out of the car
on the bridge.

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00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,132
-Why?
-I don't know. He went crazy.

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00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:12,868
We played that game where you
ask questions and answer fast.

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That game should not be played
without my supervision.

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I don't know what made him mad.

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All I said was that
this wouldn't be his big break...

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...that it wouldn't do
anything for him...

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...and that it didn't sound real.

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Okay, he should've
pushed me off the bridge.

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What's in the bag?

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I figured you'd be mad at me...

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...so I got gifts that I found
on the roadside.

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-Who wants the one-legged teddy bear?
-I do!

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-Not even close.
-I need help! I can't do this.

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00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:53,982
Come on. Let's do it.

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Sit down.
All right, put your head back.

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-Now open your eyes.
-Okay, they are.

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-How many fingers am I holding up?
-Four.

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I was thinking four.
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-Really?
-Yes!

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Why don't we start
with a practice one.

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-No drops.
-Great!

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On three. One, two, three.

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My pillow's all wet!

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00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,840
Well, you said it was practice!

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Why did you move?

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I knew you were lying!

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-Come here.
-What are you doing?

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Stop it! Oh, my God!

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I am going....

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Turn it over!

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I am going to get...

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...get these drops in your eye.
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Oh, my God! You really are
freakishly strong.

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Stop! Stop!

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Stop it!

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Damn, it's empty!

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If Joey and Chandler walked in now,
we could make a fortune.

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00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,385
That is definitely Chandler,
Joey or Ross.

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Or Rachel.

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It's Joey.

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Chandler told me what happened.
He's really upset.

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Not as upset as he'll be when he finds
out what I did with his sweater vests.

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What did you do to them?

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00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:33,111
There's a well-dressed
pack of dogs in Ohio.

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00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:39,391
I gotta ask Phoebe
something about the car.
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Hold on one second.

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-Hey, dude.
-Hey, Phoebe.

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00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,055
This wooden box keeps sliding out.
What is it?

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My grandma.

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00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,637
And thanks.
She's having a great time.

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00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:59,641
Is that Joey? Let me talk to him.

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00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,539
Chandler's here.
He was wondering if

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I guess he ran out of change.

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00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:10,287
How am I gonna apologize to him
if he won't even talk to me?

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00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:14,619
Send him something. So when he
gets there, he'll know you're sorry.

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00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:19,230
That's a good idea. I wonder where
I could get a basket of porn?

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00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,896
No, don't say, "I'm sorry," with porn.

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00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,570
You should send him
a carton of cigarettes.

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00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,899
Because that way he can trade it
for protection.

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00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,404
No. That's prison.

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00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,780
I know how we're gonna
figure this out.

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00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,244
Clear your mind...

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00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:42,943
...and answer the first thing
that comes into your head.

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00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,686
-Do you like flora or fauna?
-Fauna.

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00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,449
-Simon or Garfunkel?
-Garfunkel.

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00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,285
-Why are you mad?
-You said I was boring.

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00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,789
When did I say that?

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00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:59,094
Oh, my God! I remember now!
We were playing chess.

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00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:02,273
Phoebe, you and l
have never played chess.

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00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:07,639
Remember that time on the frozen lake?
We were playing. You said I was boring.
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Then you took off your energy mask
and you were Cameron Diaz.

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00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,355
There's a chance this
may have been a dream.

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00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:26,922
So this entire time, you've been
angry with me because of a dream?

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00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:30,327
Well, guess what, now I'm mad at you.

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00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,533
I wanted to make sure this wasn't a dream.

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00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,538
Otherwise we're wasting our time.

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00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,401
Stanley!

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00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,535
Your leading man is here.
Let's get to work.

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00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,478
Slight change of plans.

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00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,146
We've shut down.

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00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,344
What? Why?

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00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,041
It's a money thing.
We don't have any.

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00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:25,245
You're kidding, right?

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00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,080
What?

328
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,654
It's probably just temporary.

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00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:33,227
We're hoping to get some money soon.
Just hang out.

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00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,399
Hang out? How long?

331
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:39,297
I don't know. A week. Maybe two.
The money will turn up.

332
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:42,940
People always wanna invest in movies.
You're not rich?

333
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,933
Worth a shot.

334
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:50,077
Well, Joey, let me know
where you're staying, okay?

335
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:55,313
Hey, pal. Are you Joey Tribbiani?

336
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,020
These got left for you.

337
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,848
Thanks.

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00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:03,616
"Congratulations on your big break."

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00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:38,654
-Monica, it's Joey.
-Hey, Joey.

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00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:41,297
You remember me
even though you're a star.
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00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,799
Come on. It'll be years
before I forget you.

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00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,606
What's it like on a movie set?

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00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,934
Do you have a dressing room
and a chair with your name?

344
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:54,805
Yeah, yeah, I got all that going on.

345
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:57,948
Tell Chandler he couldn't
have been more wrong.

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00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:01,584
I gotta go, Monica. My sushi's here.

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00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:08,154
Sorry about that.
Thanks for waiting.

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00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:10,659
Everybody smile.

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00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:17,968
Thanks a lot. Enjoy your stay
at Caesars. We hope it's toga-rific.

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00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:22,139
Kill me. Kill me now.

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00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:28,873
Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?

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00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:31,476
Go!

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00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:35,277
What are you doing?
Get off! Oh, my God!
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00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,114
Hold it open. Okay.

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00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:46,286
We'll see you in about
three or four hours.