Legend 1985
Legend 1985
Legend 1985
"LEGEND"
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
by
WILLIAM HJORTSBERG
DARKNESS (VO)
Mother night....Fold your dark arms
around me....Protect me in your
black embrace....
DARKNESS (CONT)
...evil. Now I am a prisoner of my
own solitude, condemned to dwell in
darkness while the world blazes with
damnable light! Even the moon's
reflection keeps me from the woods
when she rides the sky at
night.....I sit alone an impotent
exile, while this force....this
presence returns to torment me.
DARKNESS
Enter.
BLIX
(nervously)
You summoned me your lordship.
DARKNESS
Aaahhh....come hither Blix.
Revised 25 September 1984
BLIX
Truly Master....
DARKNESS
And your heart is black with hate?
BLIX
Black as midnight....black as pitch.
DARKNESS
I like your style Blix, that is why
I called you here....Since I must
remain in darkness, you shall be my
eyes and ears....
BLIX
You do me great honour, Lord.
DARKNESS
Something troubles me. I feel a
presence in the forest, a force I
had mercifully almost forgotten.
BLIX
Must be dread indeed to trouble you,
Lordship.
DARKNESS
You would not think to look upon so
frail a creature, that he contains
such power....One could rule the
universe with it. You must find him
for me....and destroy him.
BLIX
Where should I look Sire?
DARKNESS
Search the woods....show no pity.
You will know him when you see him.
BLIX
But....But Lord....What does he look
like?
DARKNESS
(enraged)
FOOL!
DARKNESS
Let that serve to remind you. This
creature is crowned with an
alicorn....a single spiral reaching
like an antenna straight to heaven.
BLIX
I get the point Sire....
DARKNESS
Bring me back the Alicorn. I will
reward you well. You shall be a
prince here in my realm.
Blix glances about at the bone-littered floor and
the grotesque decorations.
BLIX
...Er....a rare privilege
Master....But if it's all the same
to you....I'd prefer payment in
gold.
DARKNESS
So it shall be. Generosity befits a
job well done.
BLIX
And shall I find you here Lord?
DARKNESS
It is I who shall find you....Blow
the horn in the Great Tree....Hurry
now....before dawn.
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Blix runs over the top of the hill and down into
the gully beyond, closely followed by Tic, Pix and
Blunder.
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POX
What's that....? L-l-let me see,
old chap.
BLUNDER
No! It's mine!
POX
Give it to m-m-me!
BLUNDER
Turn loose, anus features!
POX
Hard cheese!
A furious tug of war. Pox pulls his knife and
tries unsuccessfully to cut the hair.
BLUNDER
It's mine you rectum! Mine! Mine!
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BLIX
What star is lost from heaven's
face....? No forest beast runs so
swift....
(spitting in disgust)
....or shines so fair....!
BLIX
Even his hair has magic....
(to goblins)
Come! Hurry! We must take this to
our Master!
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BLIX
(pointed)
On yonder island once the Castle of
Darkness stood....black towers
reaching to the sky....the ramparts
guarded by an army of goblins....
BLUNDER
I don't see no castle....
POX
Use your imagination, stupid!
BLIX
Castle gone now....the Tree of Doom
[word run off the page here -Geoff].
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Blunder
Wish I was still an elf....Stay
clear of nasty places like this and
do nothing all day but sing and
dance and guzzle wine in the
sunshine....
POX
Frog spit!
BLUNDER
Snail sperm!
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BLIX
No time to gawk....! This way!
BLIX (CONT)
Come on....Come on....
POX
(grumbling)
What's the big rush? All this fuss
over a hair....
BLUNDER
Be better off home in bed....
BLIX
Jump!
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TIC
Me wait here....
BLIX
(angry)
What?
TIC
Too far for Tic....too deep down....
BLIX
Don't be afraid....it's easy....
BLIX
You can do it....Trust me....
TIC
(pleading)
Please.....
Without a word, Blix draws his short sword and
chops through the vine above Tic's grasp. The
unfortunate goblin drops into the void with a
terrifying SCREAM. Blunder and Pox stare down
into the dreadful darkness as Tic's final cry
FADES in the distance.
BLUNDER
Poor Tic....
BLIX
(growling with anger)
Forget Tic! Better we split three
ways than four.
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BLIX
Boost me! Hurry....!
POX
That the only t-t-tune you know?
BLUNDER
Now what....?
BLIX
Why you worry! We wait like all-
time same....think bad thoughts and
relax....
BLIX
(to himself)
Moving silent like the breeze.
Soft as shadows, still as trees,
Darkness be in all we sees.
He lives in silence, he lives in
fire,
He lives in all that's dark and
dire.
BLIX (CONT)
Look in the gloom, search out the
tomb, that be where you find our
sire.
BLIX (CONT)
Hail O great One....divine and dark!
Strong like lion, swift like shark!
BLIX
Though I'm not worthy of the task,
Great Lord, I found this for your
amusement.
BLUNDER
Don't listen! I found it....! Me!
Blunder the Bold!
BLUNDER
(stunned)
Thank you, Lordship....
POX
Quite stylish, actually....
Darkness dangles the shining silver hair in front
of him.
DARKNESS
Where....?
BLIX
In the woods, six leagues back,
'Tween Twin Oaks and the Dragon's
Track.
DARKNESS
Did my bold hunters chance to see
the quarry which cast this spoor?
BLIX
We stalked it, Sire, alas too
slow....Beast run like quicksilver!
DARKNESS
This hair is from an angel of
light....The purity of its heart is
an abomination to me....And now,
it's come back to these woods! I
must have this creature!
BLUNDER
We catch it....! We catch it....!
POX
Yes....f-f-field and f-f-fen....the
glories of the ch-chase....er, how
do we t-t-trap it, Lord?
DARKNESS
No trap of yours will work....There
is only one lure for such disgusting
goodness....one bait which never
fails....
BLIX
Oh, Divine Dark One I beseech thee,
what be this bait? Please, you
teach me....
DARKNESS
Innocence!
LILI
(singing)
Come down sparrow, sing me good
morning.
Rise up sun, light the arch of the
sky.
Living river, turn light to
diamonds,
When I look in my true love's eyes.
WIFE
Dad-blamed faeries!
WIFE
Lili....Princess Lili....
WIFE
God bless Your Highness. A Royal
visit is ever a pleasure....Won't
you have another biscuit?
WIFE (CONT)
They are fresh-baked for the Palace.
I hope to make a penny or two with
my cakes.
LILI
Nell....I've no time today, not even
for treats....
WIFE
(teasing)
You must have a sweetheart waiting.
LILI
No, I don't....
WIFE
Surely your father the King forbids
such folly.
LILI
What my father doesn't know won't
trouble him.
WIFE
The willful heart invites despair,
Like blind men creeping in a
dragon's lair.
WIFE
Then its common sense
ought....Princess Lili, I've always
looked on you as a daughter and, if
you'll pardon my saying so, it's
time you behaved like the Princess
you are. You should be looking for
a handsome Prince on a white
charger, not visiting poor folk like
us.
LILI
But I love coming here, Nell.
WIFE
Why?
WIFE
You're very sweet Lili, I love you
too....You're right, the old codger
is a clever man....Magic is a
wonderful thing.
LILI
Don't tell my father you've seen me.
WIFE
(sympathetically)
I'm sure one day you'll find your
magic too.
LILI
I've got to go, Nell.
WIFE
These woods be thick with spriggen
and banshee!
LILI
Is that why you've hung a bell over
your door?
WIFE
Aye, and spread the floor with flax
and salt. My babe won't be stole by
fairies.
LILI
(laughing)
More salt, Nell....! You'll worry
yourself to death if you're not
careful.
WIFE
Beware of toad stool rings and
willow trees....! Stay away from
old oaks!
17 EXT FOREST PATH TO GLADE DAY 17
Hiding behind a moss-covered log, Blix, Pox and
Blunder watch Princess Lili run SINGING through
the woods, oblivious to any possibility of danger.
LILI
(calling)
Jack.....! I know you're here....
Jack!
LILI (CONT)
Jack? Where are you....? Answer me!
LILI
(frightened)
Oh, Jack....Please say something if
you're here....
Lili (CONT)
Jack! You scared the life out of
me.
JAY
She brings a gift as fair as
herself.
LILI
You're so clever, Jack.... See what
you can find in the flowers.
LILI (CONT)
It's something to eat.... I made it
for you myself....
JACK
Mmmmmmm....
LILI
Sweet?
JACK
I know someone sweeter....
BLIX
Ain't half as sweet as rotten meat.
JACK
That was very good....just right.
LILI
Teach me rabbit like you promised.
JACK
Rabbit is much harder than wren.
LILI
Let me try. I'm a very good
student.... My father thinks I'm
brilliant....
LILI
See how brilliant I am!
JACK
(laughing)
Stop it.....! I can't see!
LILI
I'll dazzle you with my wisdom.
JACK
Much more than wisdom dazzles me.
LILI
Then teach me rabbit....
JACK
Not now....
LILI
(impatiently)
Why not?
JACK
(slyly)
Because there's something really
special I promised to show you.
LILI
Today! Do you mean it, Jack?
JACK
This is their season....they won't
pass here again for a long, long
time....
LILI
(excited)
Oh, let's do it! I want to more
than anything!
JACK
All right....
(unwrapping the lace napkin)
But you'll have to wear a blindfold.
LILI
(coyly)
Don't you trust me, Jack?
JACK
(binding her eyes)
I'll always trust you, Lili....
LILI
Haven't you some place we can
shelter?
JACK
Many places....none fit for you,
Lili....
LILI
In these woods you are the prince,
Jack.... I am only a pauper here....
BLUNDER
Yuck! See what he was gonna do?
Makes me wanna puke.
BLIX
I swear by all the bats above,
Nothing's quite so foul as love!
POX
Except maybe poetry....! Sounds
like you swallowed a minstrel and
can't stop burping.
LILI
How much longer?
JACK
(more softly)
Shhhh! Just watch! True royalty
approaches....
JACK (OS)
The alicorn purifies the water....
BLUNDER
(disgusted)
Ugly one-horned mules!
BLIX
Shhh!
LILI
Can you speak their language?
JACK
They express only love and
laughter.... Dark thoughts are
unknown to them.
LILI
Oh Jack.... I must touch one.
JACK
(alarmed)
No!
LILI
I want to!
JACK
No. Don't!
LILI
I'm going to.... You can't stop me!
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LILI
(singing)
Like a child feels watching a
rainbow.
Like a bird feels the first time it
flies
I feel magic stirring within me,
When I look in my true love's eyes.
POX
(whispering)
F-f-fish in a barrel....
LILI
Jack,....Oh, Jack.... It was so
lovely....like a dream....
JACK (VO)
(furious)
What you did is forbidden!
LILI
Nothing is forbidden me! Who says
so?
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JACK
(not sure)
It's known, Lili. They're sacred
animals!
LILI
I don't care!
JACK
You risk your immortal soul talking
like that.
LILI
And you sound just like my
confessor. I only wanted to touch
one.... Oh, Jack, where's the harm
in that....? Don't be such a
scold..... It was magic.... Thank
you....
LILI (VO)
(reciting)
Sweet William did a-hunting go,
In the wood where faeries dwell.
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LILI
(reciting)
Came he at last to where bluebells
grow,
He heard them ring, 'tis true to
tell.
He lay him down and did not know
The flower's sound was his own death
knell.
LILI
(smiling)
Are you afraid of my kiss?
JACK
I'm afraid you'll break my heart.
LILI
Then still your heart.... You are
dear to me as life itself.
JACK
Only because I amuse you....
LILI
That's not true....! I do love you,
Jack. You must believe me!
JACK
You....love me? No good can come
from it. I am only a Green
Man....no name....nothing to bring
you.
LILI
What does it matter. I don't care
about any of that.
JACK
But, it does matter....! If not
now....some day. What about when
the time comes for you to marry?
LILI
I want to marry you.
JACK
That's impossible!
LILI
Not if it's what you really want,
Jack.
LILI (CONT)
Don't you wish this was our wedding
ring?
JACK
What if I say yes....? Will my wish
come true?
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LILI
It is my right as a princess to set
a challenge for my suitors.
Lili throws her ring high over their heads. It
glitters through the air, tumbling over and over
in the long drop to the pond.
LILI (CONT)
I will marry whoever finds this
ring.
LILI
(in desperation)
Jack! Help me!
LILI (CONT)
(screaming)
Jack!
LILI (CONT)
(sobbing)
Oh, dear God.... Jack....no....
LILI (CONT)
....got to get help!
LILI
Nell....! Arthur....!
LILI (CONT)
Nell....? Oh, nooooo!
BLIX
Mortal world turned to ice,
Here be goblins' paradise!
BLUNDER
Lots to eat! Plenty much to take!
POX
I s-s-simply adore m-m-milk fed
meat!
BLUNDER
What're you....? Some kinda animal?
BLIX
Why eat cold? It's better hot!
POX
Am-m-mazing! How did you d-d-do
that, old
ch-ch-chap?
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BLIX (CONT)
Easy.... Nothing to it....
BLIX (CONT)
Goblin omelette....
BLIX
One....two....three....!
Instant debris....!
POX
f-f-four....five....six....
Hooray f-f-for Blix!
BLIX
Dance....!
POX
Ad-d-dorable....! I l-l-like it!
BLIX
(excited)
I like it, too!
POX
(languidly)
M-m-most amusing, Blix....most
terribly amusing.
BLUNDER
Lucky day. Kill ugly one-horn dead
as a cowplop on a birthday cake!
BLIX
Prattle, prattle like a priest!
(pointing to himself)
It was me who shoot the beast!
POX
W-w-wouldn't have had a shot without
the
p-p-princess for bait.... B-b-
beauty brought the b-b-beast to bay.
BLUNDER
She's so sweet....eat her brains
like jam!
POX
I'd like to suck her b-b-bones!
BLIX
Better hurry! The Lord of Darkness
awaits us....
LILI
Oh, God.... God....
The Princess stumbles across the cottage towards
Nell.
LILI (CONT)
What have I done....? I didn't want
the unicorn to die.... All I did was
touch it....
LILI
Thank God....
LILI
(desperately)
I'll make it right somehow.... I
swear it, Nell....! I Don't care
what happens to me....I'll follow
those goblins to the end of time if
I have to.
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JACK
What....?
JACK
Who're you?
JACK (CONT)
Who's there....?
GUMP
(smiling mysteriously)
Here you be a forest child and not
know the Gump....
JACK
Gump, is it?
GUMP
Honeythorn Gump at your service....
JACK
Stop it....! Go away....!
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GUMP
Does your blood run so cold, Jack.
You'll be a corpse before your time.
JACK
I feel I must be dreaming....
GUMP
If life is a dream, Jack, better you
dread the waking.
JACK
(frightened)
How do you know my name?
GUMP
How does a spawning salmon find his
way from the cold, black depths of
the mysterious sea....? I know
everything, Jack!
JACK
Then tell me why this has happened?
Why is it winter now?
GUMP
I'd be a powerful wizard indeed
could I answer....
(shrewdly)
Suppose you tell me, Jack.
Jack is uncomfortable.
JACK
Me?
GUMP
You know these woods as well as any
elf.... Did you not see something
odd today? Any strange spirits?
Did nothing untoward happen?
JACK
No....well.... I took Lili to see
the unicorns....
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GUMP
(furious)
You did what?
GUMP
Silence!
JACK
(deeply ashamed)
Oh God, she touched him....
GUMP
Touched it! A mortal laid hands on
a unicorn?
BROWN TOM
Bad....terrible bad!
JACK
We meant no wrong.
GUMP
(screaming with wrath)
Squawk! Squawk! No more talk....
Do you think you can upset the order
of the universe and not pay the
price?
JACK
(frantic)
No!
GUMP
Time to dance, Jack!
JACK
No....! Please....!
BROWN TOM
(chanting)
Round and round and round and round,
Before you're lost, you must be
found.
BROWN TOM
(chanting)
Spin and spin and spin and spin,
To learn to lose you first must win.
SCREWBALL
(chanting)
Twist and reel and toe and heel,
The end to pain is to learn to feel!
Jack's face is a mask of agony. With a supreme
effort. he hurls himself onto the ground, his body
jerking spasmodically to the music.
JACK
(screaming)
Enough!
GUMP
(angry)
Is the music not to your liking?
I....won't....go....on.... Take my
life, if you must....
(boldly)
I did it for love! And I'd do it
again!
GUMP
Hmmmm.... Love, you say....? Love
is another story.... Answer me this
riddle and all is forgiven.
JACK
And if I cannot?
GUMP
Why, Jack....then 'tis your death
song I'll be playing.
JACK
Ask away, and pray God my answer
pleases you.
GUMP
What is a bell that does not ring,
Yet, its knell makes the angels
sing?
JACK
The flower. Bluebells. To hear
them ringing means your life is at
an end.
GUMP
Damnation! Codfish and cockles!
Gammon and trotters!
GUMP (CONT)
Rabbit noodles....! Schweinhundt
saukraut mit schlagober....! Piddle-
puddles und ka-ka crumpets....!
Piss pots and thunder mugs! Demkopf
doo-doo brain riddle-widdler!
GUMP (CONT)
You bested me, Jack.... Bested
me....bested me....
JACK
(modestly)
A riddle without an answer is like
an empty cup when you're thirsty for
wine.
GUMP
Well spoke! And if it's wine you
want, it's wine we shall have.
GUMP (CONT)
A small measure of entertainment at
best.
GUMP (CONT)
Elderberry wine....no finer drink
under heaven.
GUMP (CONT)
Here's to Jack....riddle-
solver....dancing fool, and faerie
friend....
JACK
I'm honoured, Gump....but no more
tricks!
GUMP
(to the others)
Here be precious summertime frozen
into a winter memory and the blamed
fool won't drink faerie wine for
fear of enchantment.
JACK
....don't you care what's happened?
GUMP
Course we care.... What good's the
world locked in a season of death?
No folks to scare on a summer's
night....
BROWN TOM
No babies to tickle....
SCREWBALL
No lovers to tease....
GUMP
No more spells to cast.... Does
that sound like an enjoyable
prospect?
JACK
We must find the answer!
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GUMP
That we must. But first, we better
see that no harm's come to the
unicorns.
SCREWBALL
I sadly fear the worst....
FAERIES
(singing together)
What can you do when there's
Nothing to be done?
Sing a little song
And have fun, fun, fun....
GUMP
(studying arrow)
This is goblin's work....
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GUMP (CONT)
Run, Jack!
Screwball
What's he saying? What's it mean?
BROWN TOM
(shrugging)
Search me.... I speak some rabbit,
but unicorn is Greek to me!
GUMP
Come on Jack, don't keep us in the
dark.
JACK
Dark is where we'll stay, Gump.
We're cursed.
47 EXT UNICORN DEATH ARENA NIGHT (CONT) 47
BROWN TOM
Is there naught we can do?
JACK
Yes....We must get the alicorn back.
Only then will the stallion come
back to life and the world return to
normal. We're to find a
champion....bold of heart and pure
in spirit.
SCREWBALL
What champion? Every mortal who can
swing a sword is frozen still as an
icicle!
GUMP
Don't give up so quick.
(feeling Jack's arm)
You sure you're a mortal?
JACK
(indignant)
Course I am!
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BROWN TOM
How is it you be so fluent in
unicorn?
JACK
(never thought of it
before)
Well....I....grew up in the
woods.... All the animals are my
friends....
GUMP
You'll do! We best see about some
weapons.... Bring the mare....
JACK
She won't come. She's standing
vigil. No way she'll leave her
mate's side.
GUMP
Hmmmm.... Brown Tom! Stay here
with the unicorn and guard her well.
BROWN TOM
Like me own life!
GUMP
Better! She's the last of her kind.
JACK
I don't know anything about weapons.
GUMP
You'll learn.... I know where to
find the best....
(pulling a kerchief
from his
belt)
But, you'll have to wear a
blindfold.
JACK
(grinning)
Don't you trust me, Gump?
BLIX
(musing)
Here's my big chance....
Opportunity never knocks twice....
Magic horn is mine, mine....mine!
Now, all creatures will love the
night and worship goblins as
divine....
BLUNDER
You shouldn't talk like that,
Blix....
BLIX
Why not? I've got the power now!
BLUNDER
Oh-oh! Plenty big talk....
BLIX
Not even Darkness lasts forever!
POX
M-m-m-most amusing....
BLIX
Higher....higher....
Burning fire!
Making music like a choir!
POX
S-s-seems a pity to waste such
power....
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BLIX
(furious)
Waste! I waste you....
BLIX (CONT)
Turn you into pork chops....or
savory sausage....
POX
Why not t-t-turn everything into
garbage....? T-t-towering mountain
of slop.... Doesn't that sound
splendid?
BLUNDER
(over-eager)
Hog heaven!
DARKNESS
(behind them)
Fools...!
BLIX
Greetings, Worship....
POX
W-w-welcome, Great Lord....
D-d-darkest of the....
DARKNESS
Your devotion disgusts
me....insignificant strands of toad
slobber!
BLUNDER
Hear me, you angels of light! Your
reign is over! A new order begins!
I hold the power....
DARKNESS
Enough!
DARKNESS (CONT)
(writhing)
What is this....?
DARKNESS (CONT)
The unicorn is dead....Is this not
true?
BLIX
True, Lord....
POX
Undeniably t-t-true!
DARKNESS
You lie! Here is dawn!
POX
Well....almost t-t-true....ess-s-s-
entially true....
BLIX
That stallion is dead, dead as
dreams, dead as legend....
DARKNESS
OUT WITH IT!
POX
The m-m-mare still lives....
DARKNESS
If even one unicorn walks the earth,
my power is not complete....
BLIX
Just a female.... She has no
power....
The ground grows very light. Darkness melts into
the campfire.
DARKNESS
Only the power of creation....? Get
the female.... I command you!
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51A EXT ENTRANCE TO TOMB DAY 51A
JACK
So....we've turned graverobber....
GUMP
What can you steal from a man who's
already lost his life?
Jack fingers his purloined cloak with lingering
guilt.
Revised 1 May 1984
GUMP (CONT)
I can't go with you, Jack.... Luna
will guide the way....
LUNA
Jack, wait....!
JACK
(astonished)
What! How'd you do that?
LUNA
It's a secret.... Don't tell
Gump....
JACK
There's lots I'd like to tell
Gump....
LUNA
You've got to do it, Jack! You're
our only hope!
JACK
This can't be right!
LUNA
Isn't the world more important?
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LUNA (CONT)
Behold the champion....
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LILI
I'm Princess Lili.... I....
BROWN TOM
You! You're the cause of all our
sorry!
LILI
I want to make it right.... I
followed the goblins! Darkness sent
them back to hunt the mare.
BROWN TOM
Good lass! You're a plucky little
partridge at that.
LILI
We can't stay here! It's not safe!
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BROWN TOM
Too late....!
BROWN TOM
If you imps're looking for a fight,
ye've come to the chap who'll oblige
ye.
BLIX/POX
Kill....! K-k-kill....! Kill....!
BROWN TOM
Dick-o-Tuesday's duck! They've done
for me!
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GUMP
Brown Tom....? You can't be
dead....! Oh, this is
terrible....terrible!
BROWN TOM
(in a daze)
Why, Gump....they kill you, too?
GUMP
Course they didn't! What in blazes
are you talking about?
BROWN TOM
Goblins shot me through the brain
pan.
GUMP
Your brains are one spot an arrow'd
do no harm!
JACK
Where's the unicorn?
BROWN TOM
I'm afeered the goblins took her.
Did me best to fight them off, but
they swarmed up by the hundreds....
Horrid creatures, they were. The
Princess warned me, but....
JACK
Lili?
BROWN TOM
Aye.
JACK
(overjoyed)
She's alive!
BROWN TOM
She was living still when they
killed me.
GUMP
We'll follow their tracks in the
snow. Foul weather's on our side
for a change.
DARKNESS
Where is she?
BLIX
In the dungeon like a treasure,
Awaiting your darkest pleasure.
POX
There's m-m-more, Sire....
BLIX
We present with all due
deference....
This thing you once called
innocence.
DARKNESS (OS)
Innocence....?
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GUMP
When evil anarchy ruled the land the
wicked came here to sacrifice.
SCREWBALL
It's ugly! I hate it!
GUMP
Good! You go first....
SCREWBALL
All the time me. Same old story.
BROWN TOM
Screwball!
MEG
Foul-tasting faerie....! Come to
Meg, juicy boy!
JACK
You don't mean to eat me, ma'am?
MEG
Oh, indeed I do....
JACK
That would be a shame. Someone so
lovely deserves far better than
scrawny little me....
MEG
Hmmmm....think me fair, do you,
Jack?
JACK
All the heavenly angels must envy
you.
MEG
Oooo.... What a fine meal you'll
make, be the rest of you as sweet as
your tongue. I've had naught but
muskrat and snakes all this
month....
JACK
But....don't you like my words?
MEG
Words won't fill an empty
stomach....
JACK
Then fill your soul with loveliness.
Feast on the beauty of your
reflection.
MEG
What a splendid idea.... Clever
boy!
JACK
Your alchemy makes rusted steel
shine like silver.
MEG
Such discerning taste for one so
young....
MEG (CONT)
Come....give us a kiss before
dining.
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GUMP
(Shouting)
Give her the kiss of cold steel,
Jack!
JACK
(astonished)
I did it!
GUMP
Like a champion, Jack.
BROWN TOM
On to victory!
DARKNESS
(anguished)
What's wrong with me, Father....?
It has been an eternity since I felt
desire....
VOICE
You hold the world in your
grasp....yet your victory is
meaningless!
DARKNESS
Meaningless?
VOICE
What do you gain from it? What
pleasure comes from ruling imps and
goblins....? Souls already
black.... Innocence fascinates you
because her soul is pure....
DARKNESS
I'll take her then!
VOICE
Rape is too easy.... She remembers
the world as it was. When she loves
your new order, then you will
triumph! So....woo her....win
her....break her spirit....!
JACK
What's that?
GUMP
For our protection, Jack. Remember,
Darkness is a liar....a treacherous
fiend! Don't listen to him. Never
believe what you see....
SCREWBALL
Nice big trumpet....! Bet it's
loud....
GUMP
Don't touch it! Our lives are lost
if it blows!
BROWN TOM
(alarmed)
Newt-fingered marmalade!
LUNA
(wee voice)
Oh, dear.... Oh, dear....
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BROWN TOM
Ouch! Ow!
SCREWBALL
Where are we?
Gump
Some place we don't want to be!
BLUNDER
Shhhh! You be fricasseed faeries if
you don't shut up!
SCREWBALL
And who be you, bucket-head?
BLUNDER
Who I am won't help me none, nor you
neither....
BLUNDER (CONT)
....even if you is my brother!
SCREWBALL
(astonished)
Blunder....!
BLUNDER
Screwball....!
BLUNDER (CONT)
Never expected a Buttercup family
reunion in the kitchen of the Lord
of Darkness....
SCREWBALL
I knew it! I knew it! Should of
stayed at home....
BLUNDER
That's right, brother, me'n you is
barbecue!
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JACK
Only dead meat waits for the
stewpot! Spring the lock with your
magic, Gump!
GUMP
(wearily)
Iron is sore trouble for elves.
Screwball coughs.
GUMP
You'll be the champion, Jack....
BROWN TOM
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.... May the
well of wine never run dry....
GUMP
SHHH!
Screwball giggles.
Jack smiles.
COOL (OS)
....this li'l piggie went to
market....
anudder li'l piggie got eat....
pig-meat pie, li'l piggie die....
BLUNDER
Oh, no! He's coming....! Hide!
Hide! Hide!
SCREWBALL
Blunder's got the right idea!
Screwball hides in the straw. Jack and the others
immediately do the same.
COOK
....pig-pig-pig....
BLUNDER
Help....! Lemme go....! Tunr me
loose, you
tub o' guts
BROWN TOM
Blunder!
JACK
We've got to help him....
GUMP
Screwball's right. It's more
important to find the unicorn!
JACK
(to Gump)
Can't Luna fly out and find a key?
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GUMP
(shaking his head)
She's much too small....could never
lift it....
JACK
(to Luna)
Your secret will keep forever in the
grave!
LUNA
You promised....!
GUMP
(outraged)
Willful sprite! How dare you keep
such secrets?
LUNA
They're mine to keep! I'll do what
you ask....if you kiss me, Jack.
JACK
Easy enough.
LUNA
Call that a kiss....? Am I not
sweet?
JACK
Sweeter than bee pollen on a summer
wind.
JACK
(resisting)
No....this isn't real....
LUNA/LILI
Oh, but it is.... I'm warm and
alive and happy to be in your arms.
JACK
I can't do it....! This is faerie
glamour!
A brilliant aura of faerie LIGHT envelops
Luna/Lili and she TRANSFORMS into her true winged
form.
JACK (CONT)
Human hearts don't work that way.
LUNA
What care I for the human heart?
Soft and spiritless as porridge! A
faerie's heart beats fierce and
free.
JACK
Luna....?
JACK (CONT)
I....didn't mean to hurt her.
GUMP
(scornful)
Your fine sensibilities have left us
here to rot.
GUMP
Luna....!
LUNA
(laughing)
You look like mourners at your own
funeral....
JACK
My heart thanks you, Luna, for....
LUNA
(bitterly)
You....! You....mortal! I could
vex you! Dance your life away!
SCREWBALL
Lemme out of this stink hole!
BLUNDER
Leggo, lard-belly....!
BROWN TOM
Terrible sight for a sober man to
see....(hic)....
GUMP
Over here!
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GUMP
We must find the dungeons. Legend
has it they house such sorrow that
death is a gift....
SCREWBALL
Think I'll stay right here, thank
you very much.
GUMP
Not so fast! You search with the
rest of us!
SCREWBALL
I'm going with Jack!
GUMP
No! We split up.
SCREWBALL
I'm going this way!
BROWN TOM
I'm going that way!
JACK
Stop....! Better to search in
teams. Gump and me, Brown Tom goes
with Screwball.
GUMP
Right! Let's synchronize! We meet
back here in twice five hundred
beats of a bluebirds heart.
SCREWBALL
Know what I want to know?
BROWN TOM
What?
SCREWBALL
Why me?
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74 DELETED 74
GUMP
Quick, Jack!
GUMP
Don't trust your eyes! All is
enchanted here.
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80A INT RAIN CORRIDOR DAY 80A
GUMP
Jack!
GUMP
Trapped....!
JACK
Come on!
OONA
(reluctantly)
I know where the Princess is.... I
saw her go into a great hall--all by
herself.
GUMP
We best reconnoitre.... It may be a
trap! Oona--you must take us to
this place.
DARKNESS
Do not be afraid, lady....
Lili GASPS like a stranded fish. She is catatonic
with fear.
DARKNESS (CONT)
I mean you no harm.
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DARKNESS (CONT)
How like you my gifts....? Does the
gown not please you?
LILI
(frantic)
Never! I hate you! I hate this
dress!
DARKNESS
Can you speak so of your bridal
gown....?
LILI
(screaming)
Noooooooo!
LILI
You're mad!
DARKNESS
Aye, Lady, in madness lies the soul
of all that's noble.... I've found
my true mate and you know it.
Beneath the skin we are already one.
LILI
Never!
DARKNESS
'Twas your sin trapped the unicorn.
Even now, the evil seed of what
you've done blooms within you!
LILI
(shrieking)
You lie! You're repulsive.
DARKNESS
(stung by her words)
No more so than you! Can't you
sense it? I need someone to share
my dark secrets.
LILI
You....? You disgust me! You're
nothing but a beast!
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DARKNESS
Everyone is a beast....only most are
afraid to see it!
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91
OONA
You should see your princess now....
LILI
(scornful)
You think you're so powerful....and
hide in the ground like a mole!
DARKNESS
This too will change. The last
unicorn dies tonight....! As her
blood ebbs, the sun sets forever.
There shall never be another dawn!
Revised 11 July 1984
LILI
(horrified)
No....! You can't.... You
mustn't....
DARKNESS
I require the shadow's solace and
the dark of the night.... Sunshine
is my destroyer!
LILI
Damn you!
DARKNESS
We are both of us damned, my Queen.
GUMP
As long as the sun still shines, we
can destroy him!
JACK
(grinning)
I think I know a way....
GUMP
Jack!
JACK
(calling out)
Lili....?
LILI
....Jack?
JACK (OS)
Over here.... By the door....
LILI
Oh, Jack....dear Jack! Can it
really be you? I was afraid you
were dead.
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JACK (OS)
Don't worry, we're here to save you.
LILI
(sadly)
I'm far past saving, sweet Jack....
JACK
(into crack)
Don't be afraid. Can you see me?
Please go in the light so I can see
your face....just a glimpse of your
eyes.... They will give me such
strength....
LILI
(grief-stricken)
No.... I can't....forget me,
Jack....
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JACK
Don't be afraid, I'm with you, Lili,
I love you....
JACK
Lili!
GUMP
Jack! There's nothing you can do
now to help her. Be thankful she
still lives. Let's go--there's no
time to spare.... Remember your
plan--you must tell it to me. Oona,
you must go in and listen....
Jack....
STATUARY
(singing)
Bride of Night....Bride of Night....
Darkness is your heart's delight!
Hail to Darkness! Hail the Night!
His the Power and the Might!
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SCREWBALL
(trembling)
I vote we run like hell!
BROWN TOM
Second the motion....!
GUMP
Where were you? In another three
flicks of a badger's tail it'll be
half-past.
SCREWBALL
Time slips away when you're having
so much fun.
BROWN TOM
(out of breath)
We....found the
mare....chained....in a dungeon
below.
GUMP
Excellent.... Jack has a plan....a
good one.
Revised 27 March 1984
JACK
We need to sneak back into the
kitchen and....
SCREWBALL
Oh no! Not me! Seen enough of that
kitchen, I have!
BROWN TOM
Don't be so pig-headed! You can
trust Gump.
SCREWBALL
I'd sooner trust a rat in the
ghetto!
BROWN TOM
Well....trust Jack then.
GUMP
Any more noise and you're shish-ka-
bob....
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GUMP (CONT)
You do what we say....understand?
GUMP (CONT)
Swear it!
BLUNDER
(desperate)
I swear! On the festering forelock
of Nicodemus!
BLUNDER (CONT)
I owe you one, champ!
JACK
Up we go.... You too, Gump....
JACK (CONT)
Your turn, Blunder.
BLUNDER
Heads up!
SECOND COOK
Huh....! Wuzzat?
COOK
(sniffing the air)
Meat....! Me smells fresh meat!
SECOND COOK
Find meat!
Jack grabs the probe, a staff eight feet long.
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JACK
Over here!
COOK
Chop you up!
SECOND COOK
Smash....! Me smash!
GUMP
Schweinhundt!
JACK
(jabbing the Cook)
Gotcha!
COOK
Cut you in half!
SECOND COOK
Sweet, sweet blood....
SCREWBALL
(calling out)
Rooster-toes....!
BLUNDER
(calling out)
....pig-whiskers!
SECOND COOK
What....! Who now? Ouch!
JACK
Best you can do?
COOK
You gonna be mince-meat!
The Second Cook has his hands full. Brown Tom has
joined the fray and clings onto his other leg
while Blunder and Screwball claw and punch at his
head.
SECOND COOK
Kill....! Smash....!
GUMP
Here we come!
SCREWBALL
Cut him down to size, Jack!
SCREWBALL
(terrified)
Sodom and Glockamorra!
COOK
Gonna spill your guts, boy!
JACK
(calling)
Come and get me! I'm over here!
GUMP
Jack! Catch!
COOK
Kill you now!
JACK
(calling)
Over here, stupid!
COOK
Huh....? Where that?
JACK
Right here!
Jack cuts the rope above him and he and the huge
wheel CRASH down on top of the Cook, knocking him
senseless.
SCREWBALL
Three cheers for the champion!
FAERIES
(all together)
Hip....! Hip....! Hooray....!
Jack ignores the cheering and heads for the
fireplace.
GUMP
Now what, Jack?
JACK
Must go clear to the top.
GUMP
Not much to hold onto. Take a
peapod pixie to make that climb....
SCREWBALL
(to himself)
I'm goin' places, all
right....straight to the top and on
outta this hell-hole.... No more
kitchen....no more demons.... Just
the easy life for Screwball
Buttercup....
GUMP
Little more to the left,
Luna....that's better....just a
touch more....perfect.
JACK
(calling)
How's that?
DARKNESS (OS)
Good....eat....
LILI
I don't want it! I'm not hungry!
DARKNESS
Do you lie just to please me?
LILI
I do nothing for your pleasure!
DARKNESS
All I wish is that you sit and talk
with me.
LILI
Sit....? Here....?
DARKNESS (CONT)
Yes. Please....
LILI
I prefer to stand.
Darkness nearly succumbs to anger. The veins in
his forehead throb.
DARKNESS
(snarling)
Sit....!
DARKNESS
....or stand. As you wish.... It's
enough that we're alone
together....just the two of us....
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DARKNESS
....Some simple conversation....
LILI
I have nothing to talk about.
You've stolen my dreams away....
DARKNESS
All things change, lady....the
dreams of youth become the regrets
of maturity.... Dreams are my
speciality.... Through dreams I
influence mankind....
DARKNESS (CONT)
My dream is of eternity with
you....no more silence....no more
loneliness....
DARKNESS (CONT)
I offer you....my heart....my
soul....my love!
LILI
Love....?
LILI (CONT)
If such is true....hope is yet
alive....
DARKNESS
It grows late....
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102D
DARKNESS
(gently to Lili)
Sit.... I value your thoughts. Why
not share them with me?
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LILI
No more than that....just sit?
DARKNESS
(nodding)
Sit....
LILI
I think I'll stand, if you don't
mind.
DARKNESS
(screaming with rage)
SIT, DAMN YOU!
LILI
(laughing)
Never....never....
LILI (CONT)
I hear a throat begging to be cut.
Darkness appreciates this joke.
DARKNESS
Are you so anxious to see blood
flow?
LILI
As you are to drink it!
(smiling slyly)
Will you grant your bride a wish on
this night?
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DARKNESS
(beaming with pleasure)
You have but to ask....
LILI
I will sit here with you, as you
desire....but, on one condition....
DARKNESS
(eagerly)
Anything....
LILI
I want to kill the unicorn!
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DARKNESS (OS)
Lady, you make me proud....
SCREWBALL
Crumpets and candlesticks....!
LILI (OS)
Bring me to the wretched beast!
SCREWBALL
I can't let that happen.... Why,
it's not civilized!
SCREWBALL (CONT)
Billygoat dumplings!
GUMP
....not much time....
DARKNESS
This way, fair beauty....
LILI
(fearful)
No....! It's impossible!
DARKNESS
Come....it takes but a single
step.... Find the faith....
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GUMP
Your greatest challenge is still to
come....
GUMP
We have not much time.
JACK
Gump!
GUMP
Oona! Fly like the wind up to
Screwball--it's time!
Oona light flies back along the corridor.
JACK
Brown Tom, you wait here.
Jack and Gump move off around the edge of the wall
leaving Brown Tom.
BROWN TOM
The game is lost....for all Jack's
pretty plans.
SCREWBALL
(singing under his
breath)
....nickety-nackety....noo-noo-
noo....
SCREWBALL (CONT)
(singing)
....fiddle-dee-widdle-dee....
JACK
....Oh God....! Lili.
GUMP
Judge her with your heart, not your
eyes.
DARKNESS
In the beginning there was
nothing....a void of darkness, a
cold eternity of silence....
BLIX/POX
Endless night, black as death!
Mother of Shadows protect us!
CHORUS OF GUARDS
Mother of Shadows, renew us!
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BLIX/POX
Dream Sister....eclipse our pain!
CHORUS OF GUARDS
Night Bride....restore our strength!
DARKNESS (OS)
....and when the perfect void was
corrupted by Light, a great wailing
was heard and all the brethren fled
in terror....
DARKNESS
Hear me, ye Powers of the Night! We
offer this sacrifice in honour of
you....
DARKNESS (CONT)
Here is our offering....sanctified
with blood....
DARKNESS (CONT)
....and with fire!
CHORUS OF GUARDS
Blood and fire, born of Night....
Blood and fire, drown the Light!
The unicorn rears back. Her hooves CLATTER on the
cold stones.
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DARKNESS
I pray you, Father, accept my
sacrifice.... Let Light be forever
extinguished! Let the Age of
Darkness begin.
LILI
Let my loom be made of flesh and
blood.... I am a sister to the
Fates!
GUMP
She means to do it, she's one of
them!
JACK
I'm going to stop her!
DARKNESS
The birth of a new world awaits your
stroke.
CHORUS OF GUARDS
(chanting)
Blood and fire....eternal ice!
Blood and fire....and sacrifice....
Jack draws back the arrow in the longbow, aiming
at Lili.
JACK
(muttering to himself)
I trust you Lili.... I'll always
trust you....
LILI
(exultant)
Run! You're free....!
GUMP
He's going for the mare. The world
needs a Champion, Jack.
JACK
Gump, keep firing arrows to give me
cover.
OONA
Oh dear! Oh dear!
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JACK
....haven't killed me yet....
DARKNESS
Oh, but I have....
OONA
Quickly Screwball....push!
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POX
T-t-think we should help!
BLIX
Don't be a fool! We stay here where
it's safe....
They disappear in the shadows.
JACK
(screaming)
Time to die!
GUMP
Kill him Jack! Do it! Do it!
Burn! You evil fiend....
DARKNESS
(screaming)
Fool! You think you have won. I
pity your stupidity. What is light
without dark? What are you without
me? Goodness exists only because of
me. I am part of all of you. You
can never defeat me. We're
brothers....eternal.
GUMP
Do it Jack. Don't listen.
GUMP
(elated)
The world has found a Champion.
Three cheers for Jack. Hooray!
Hooray! Hooray!
JACK
Lili!
(then to Gump)
Do something Gump!
GUMP
This is sadly beyond my modest
powers, Jack.
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JACK
What must I do Gump. Tell me.
GUMP
Jack,....before you took Lili to see
the unicorns....what were you doing?
JACK
We were sitting above the lake....
Lili was teasing me.... She said
she would marry me if I proved my
worth.... Then....she threw
it....the ring into the lake.... I
couldn't find it....
GUMP
(thinks)
Don't you see? You must find it.
Go back. Complete the circle.
GUMP
Look what we have been through.
GUMP (CONT)
Have faith in yourself. That is the
greatest lesson you have learned.
JACK
But what about you, Gump? I'll miss
you.
GUMP
We too have our promise to keep.
Blunder! Hand me the Alicorn!
JACK
(to Brown Tom)
Brown Tom! Don't smoke! Don't
drink! Avoid flying!
BROWN TOM
I'll miss you Jack.
JACK
(to Screwball)
Don't get too down.... You're much
better when you make us laugh.
(to Oona)
Forgive me Oona. I'll never forget
you. I do love you, but....
OONA
I know, like a sister....
GUMP
Harumph! Go now Jack! You have
your promise and your steed. Now
fulfill your promise.
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136A
Jack kneels beside her and slips the ring onto her
finger.
JACK
(whispering)
I love you....
He rests her gently back on the mossy bank. Lili
smiles. Her eyelids flutter.
LILI
....I love you, Jack....
LILI (CONT)
....I had such a nightmare....
JACK
It's over now....
LILI
(smiling)
....was it really all a dream....
Jack grins, bright as a sunbeam.
JACK
Perhaps....what did you learn from
it?
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LILI
So many things....about how the
world is....about myself
especially....and, about you,
Jack....
JACK
....and....?
LILI
....I know you belong here....in the
woods....
(looking around)
Nobody lives in such
splendour....with carpets soft as
this....or ceilings as high....or
with subjects who love him more....
JACK
No.... I'm only Jack....no more
than that....
LILI
My Lord Jack....
LILI (CONT)
Treasure it.... Keep it safe....
I'll come and see you every day....
JACK
I'm always here for you, Lili....
JACK (CONT)
Sing to me.... Please....
LILI
(singing)
Come wild flowers, weave us a carpet
Spreading oak, make a shade where we
lie....
LILI (VO)
(singing)
Breeze and branches, whisper a love
song
When I look in my true love's
eyes....
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LILI (VO)
(singing)
Come down sparrow, sing me good
morning,
Rise up sun, light the arch of the
sky....
JACK
(waving)
See you tomorrow, Lili....
LILI (VO)
(singing)
Living river, turn light to diamonds
When I look in my true love's
eyes....
LILI (VO)
(singing)
Like a child feels watching a
rainbow
Like a bird feels the first time it
flies...
THE END