Peter Derk
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Pete's Exhaustive Review of Modelland
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2016
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Ghost Dick: Private Eye
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2018
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Harold's Coming
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2021
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The Heist-est Heist Ever Heisted: A Heist Story of a Heist: Special Editor’s Edition
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2021
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Barehanded: poems
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2011
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Dear Runaway: a novel in letters
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2019
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Ninja Sons
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2015
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Skeleton Army: a novel of an army of darkness of skeletons
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2015
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Read A Poem, Eat A Donut, And Let’s All Get On With It
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2022
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The First Of Me: Stories
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2014
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After reading about a serial killer who designed a pretty neat new type of torture chamber and kept people in it for years at a time, I thought maybe it was time to read about cute, smol kidgens. I don't understand the appeal of this, it's basically j ...more |
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So this creep is kidnapping people and putting them into dungeons, which are a little bigger than their bodies and made up of a bunch of blocks. The blocks can push in using different patterns to basically force you into a contorted position for hour ...more | |
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Ah, perhaps the most famous failure in Broadway history. Finally, we get the story straight from the writer of The Book. Okay, this is confusing. In musicals, "The Book" is kind of like the script/story/outline/overall thingy the musical is based on. ...more |
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The strangest thing in this story, our main character decides she wants to learn how to bake, and the first step in this procedure? Take 40 guesses, you won't get it. TAKE A SHOWER! This is kind of like watching an 80s slasher, and if that's what this w ...more |
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Do NOT trust your instincts if your instincts are to not get vaccines. Let me preface this: I'm 90% sure this is an anti-vaccine story, but it's possible that it's not and I just misinterpreted things and/or ascribed the fictional hero's beliefs to th ...more |
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Graveyard as makeout spot. I never attempted this, but it NEVER would’ve worked for me, NEVER. I guess the idea is to take your best gal somewhere that you won’t be bothered, you’re too young to afford a house, and where are you less likely to be both ...more |
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Probably the clearest distillation of that whole, "X wronged me in some way, so now I will destroy it!" kind of idea. You know, that thing where a character's dad is killed because he trips on a teddy bear and falls down the stairs, and somehow that ...more | |
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I wish! If this was a comic about a park that genetically engineered concrete dinosaurs, we’d have a whole different star rating.
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That’s the most annoying part of gardening. What grows great? Anything you don’t want in the garden.
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“You might have to hurt yourself if you want to really be alone for a little while.”
― Dear Runaway: a novel in letters
― Dear Runaway: a novel in letters
“All I did one summer was lay down on a shitty 70's couch and listen to bands I won't even talk about because they're too embarrassing. A whole summer like that. Okay, fine. It was Staind.”
― Dear Runaway: a novel in letters
― Dear Runaway: a novel in letters
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“Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.”
― Invisible Monsters
― Invisible Monsters
“Remember; no matter how desperate the situation seems, time spent
thinking clearly is never time wasted.”
― Zombie Survival Guide, The: Complete Protection From The Living Dead
thinking clearly is never time wasted.”
― Zombie Survival Guide, The: Complete Protection From The Living Dead
“Why do people have to be this lonely? What's the point of it all? Millions of people in this world, all of them yearning, looking to others to satisfy them, yet isolating themselves. Why? Was the earth put here just to nourish human loneliness?”
― Sputnik Sweetheart
― Sputnik Sweetheart
“Fuck concepts. Don't be afraid to be confused. Try to remain permanently confused. Anything is possible. Stay open, forever, so open it hurts, and then open up some more, until the day you die, world without end, amen.”
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“All these weirdos, and me getting a little better every day right in the midst of them. I had never known, never even imagined for a heartbeat, that there might be a place for people like us.”
― Jesus' Son
― Jesus' Son
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A place for ants to chat about all the great books recommended or discussed on Tell 'Em Steve Dave ...more
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Prepping for ReadCon coming to HPLD in November 2013 by reading titles associated with the visiting authors.
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Are you going to CALCON 2016? Why not join up with our little book club? It'll get you ready for the best of what you'll see that weekend, not to ment ...more
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If you would love to join a book club, but you don’t want to leave your house, now you can!
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