Tweet Book
Tweet Book
Tweet Book
By Tammy Thiebaud.
krug95
Tammy Thiebaud
Paris and CA
http://www.tekcom.org
October
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21:40:25 @seanb_us I'll be there. Girl in the leather jacket and biker boots. A twitter de suite!
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15:43:57 Promenade along the riverfront. Nightclub scene looks tame. Don't need a tattoo to get in. I'll
probably be in bed before Cinderella.
22:47:04 @seanb_us Meaning of life: MW offers 20+ definitions. Not sure about holy grail tho.
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Geowrgia!
17:03:14 @tomjohnson I had a PM who asked me if I could change the Acrobat PDF icon cuz it wasn't
pretty.
17:40:00 @seanb_us The steak is so big that if you can eat it all you don't have to pay for it!
17:43:31 It's almost 6PM local time. I'm going to bed now and when I wake up 14 hrs from now I'll know
who's our next president before you do!
17:45:46 @seanb_us Indeedy!
17:57:21 @seanb_us He's not my president cuz I didn't vote for him. Gotta be a FR nat'l to vote. I'm not.
Maybe next year. Maybe.
18:22:26 @seanb_us il faut soumettre un dossier de 12000 documents en double exemplaires, attendre
1 an et puis aller faire la queue a la précture.
18:27:57 @seanb_us Et puis çm'érve de faire la demande. C'est indigne. C'est pour çque je reste
Amécaine.
18:32:31 @seanb_us sorry about the spelling. Blackberry's french ain't the best! :-)
18:37:24 @derekscruggs I dream about Harrison Ford too. And I'm not not gay.
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18:13:24 @Vulturo What time zone are you in? I'm GMT+1.
18:14:52 @MariaParkinson Pretend there's a power outage that's got your apartment plunged in
darkness. Nobody will notice the dust. Garanteed.
18:47:04 @Vulturo It's like at a cocktail party. Are you gonna listen to somebody for 2 hours before you
figure out if he/she has a personality?
19:32:34 Dang! Got flashed again on the way home! In the slow lane this time! Somebody's out to get
me!
19:34:31 @techcommdood Me too. Is this a new condition for you?
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flowerbeds!
19:23:43 @Vulturo And what did you say when the cop showed up? "Testing 1, 2, 3?"
21:10:36 @WhatAboutMom And did you check the trunk? Any more bags in there?
21:12:36 @Vulturo Would moving up a few time zones help?
21:14:56 A bee-autiful full moon out there. Maybe you'll all get the same one tonight?
21:48:43 @techcommdood. Fever? Nausea? Trouble focusing? How many fingers?
21:51:47 @seanb_us Today FM crashed while I was doing find/change.
21:56:00 @Vulturo But remember, the earth is flat and there are dragons at the end. Doesn't exactly help
you sleep does it?
22:24:20 @mashable InStyle of course, but you left out Harper's Bazaar. I can't accept that.
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18:27:03 @Pattyblue102 Earthquake drills? Started doing them in grade school. Just dive under the desk
with hands over neck. Easy as pie.
18:34:58 Now it's Irene Cara "Fame". They're inching up to the 80s. I'm outa here.
19:35:36 @WhatAboutMom 80s golden age of music? I dunno. I'm still stuck in the Cole Porter era.
20:04:36 Tired and bumping into furniture. Wish I were living on the Pacific coast so I can get up later in
the morning.
20:49:19 @DavidAKnopf Banana walnut pancakes? I'd go a long way for that!
20:52:44 @LaurenatEvian Yes. Write it in French. The pseudo-snobs would love it.
21:08:15 @seanb_us Sean! Have you gone metric?
21:19:52 @seanb_us Me! Though I do miss Pierce.
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16:50:48 RT @ChrisQuick Aspiring authors must read this Chris Maddock blog post from @TheGrok -
http://tinyurl.com/69th86
17:07:01 @adamostrow That's alot of people who like what you do. You mean I'm not unique like
everyone else?
17:07:56 @ktlyne24 Shiny black tights are very useful. You can check your reflection by just crossing
your knees.
17:20:42 @ChrisQuick Are you already a TC Boyle fan? If not, you can read him just for the beauty of his
prose.
17:38:30 @TheLarch I like Hornby.
18:04:13 @seanb_us @okeefe_scr Aren't drugs and alcohol a major food group?
18:54:37 @techcommdood Horror! Did you just use the passive voice??
19:02:39 @adamostrow You should try knitting. It keeps your hands away from the keyboard!
21:21:10 Confucius says, "Don't forget tomorrow is Beaujolais Nouveau day."
21:44:42 @ron_miller Holiday or not, people will be too drunk to do much work!
21:59:36 @shiraabel @ezrabutler Wonderful! Don't let your GPS drink and drive!
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16:27:02 @seanb_us Oh people know that global warming is happening, but just not to them.
16:35:22 @ChrisQuick I contradict myself all the time. If you do it for me, then I can take a day off. On the
contrary, carry on!
16:49:17 @nicologics "glancing through the window of the author’s mind"? I hope those windows have
been washed.
16:52:17 @TheLarch @chrisquick And I thought it was Dr. Seuss. You guys are too deep for me.
17:08:32 @ChrisQuick We were probably sitting in the back of class. Afred Prufrock turned me off TS
Eliot forever. Sometimes you just have to unplug.
17:10:01 @ChrisQuick Dr. Seuss, hands down. It stays with them, even years after.
17:14:42 @LaurenatEvian Heard some rumors about JP Gaultier doing the new Evian bottle... Is that
true??
17:16:28 @ezrabutler Oh and I forgot the hip flask hanging from the muslin skirt's sequined waistband...
17:55:13 Office is having a Beaujolais Nouveau tasting party. Served with patés, saucisson, brie, and
baguettes to sponge up the young grapes. Santé!
18:01:08 @rjl6955 You can probably get it from Trader Joe's. Just make sure it's not last year's. I'm
taking 2 bottles home for Thxgvg next week.
18:43:07 Found the best parking spot next to handicapped in front of supermarket. Now there's a high
you can't beat.
22:05:17 All packed for my trip to CA tomorrow. Now where's my passport?
22:27:21 @seanb_us Badges? I'm not crossing just the state lines here! Besides badges don't stink, but
the Brie does!
22:29:21 @pop_art Obscurity is also easier to achieve. Just turn off the light. Napoleon was always a
showoff.
22:31:31 @rjl6955 Thx. Flying CO cuz AF pilots are on strike. Layover at Newark before LA.
22:36:10 @ezrabutler Sound proofed walls at the karaoke party I hope?
22:42:27 When you reach 100, you can start dumping. Let me know if I make your short list.
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19:02:53 Why would my kids' friends want to be my friends on Facebook? It's not like my life is rated 'R'
or anything. But still, is it a good idea?
22:03:12 @myotherblog "So they don't care if you're a mom"? Well, that's a consolation of sorts.
23:06:04 @myotherblog But I don't want to be a statistic! :-)
23:07:03 @techcommdood Inbox = 0? OK, what about the 'pending' box?
23:08:45 @DavidAKnopf @techcommdood I have a clean desk... but my real dream is an empty laundry
basket.
23:15:22 @ron_miller At first glance, it looked like the CA wildfires were approaching. Then I realized it
was the sunset over the trees...
23:23:42 @techcommdood "Vanilla in coffee, chocolate in coffee, vanilla in beer"... Have you been
sneaking shots of your own homemade brew?
23:31:42 Ever since I removed Twitter from Facebook, my FB home page doesn't look like a series of
newspaper headlines anymore.
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forms.
17:29:49 @techcommdood I think it's that inbox=0 that's coming back to haunt you. Want me to spam
you with some junk mail?
17:56:18 Thanksgiving is the only time of the year when turkey is overrated.
17:58:16 @ron_miller I love Genesis. Peter Gabriel was a deity, but I still have a crush on Phil Collins. I
have a weakness for short bald men.
18:03:21 @seanb_us Plus, he can't dance.
18:07:50 @seanb_us "Home by the sea"... Saw him at the LA Colosseum ages ago. That's when I fell in
love. But he didn't go for groupies.
18:11:43 RT @gregoryng Thansgiving is like the Super Bowl for grandmas. It requires focus, preparation,
compulsiveness, and tons of carbs. Agree?
18:14:57 Ever since I started Twitter, I noticed that lots of people speak with a Donald Duck type lisp.
18:37:35 @ktempesta Try pushing the screen a little further away from you -- maybe you can see what's
written on it better.
19:01:30 @GrammarGirl I'm not OK with 'their' as a singular pronoun. This misuse makes me twitch.
19:18:05 @DavidAKnopf Thank you, David. Would you be my new best friend?
19:20:54 Just watched 10 minutes of "The Price is Right" out of morbid curiosity. Toe curling-awful.
Wasted precious neurons i can hardly spare.
19:58:11 RT @sharonburton I have several husbands who will tell you I've never planned anything that's
come out of my mouth. Wisdom from exp. speaks.
20:00:30 @gregoryng But the fact that you are a convincing Elvis impersonator must surely create a
positive effect on her impressionable young mind.
20:10:33 My daughter was tagged in several FB pics. Now I know where the clothes I've been searching
for in my closet have disappeared to.
20:26:19 Starbucks goes 'red'. Just so it doesn't feel so left out.
22:33:44 RT @GrammarGirl I'm OK with "they" as a singular pronoun: http://tinyurl.com/64jbmz. Sorry, I
can't. Must be a generational thing <tw ...
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how's that?
22:14:03 @sharonburton Then your husband must have no problem picking you out of the crowd when
it's time to leave!
22:26:46 @idangazit No apology required. I would sugarcoat my life if I could, but I can't because it
contradicts my calorie-counting lifestyle.
22:30:27 @idangazit Just so we're clear, it wasn't the language that offended me. It was the message
that made me laugh.
22:37:06 @ezrabutler That was my first laugh of the day!. What a relief! Hellish morning.
23:01:10 Mumbai attacks: killing locals and targeting American and British nationals. Why? Everybody is
collateral damage. Pure bloodshed, period.
23:02:31 Too straitlaced to say the F word. So dam.
23:18:23 Seeing my 20-yr old daughter in an LBD is... indescribable. I'm thinking, "It's not about me
anymore." But that's a good thing.
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12:19:41 @commutr Aren't you supposed to be in LA? I deduced from the context that you're still in
London.
17:13:31 Ditching my CA winterwear (i.e. Hollister sweats) for thermals. The weather forecast in Paris
capital C Cold.
20:23:24 Getting ready to board my flight. The leg room is always better on the other side of the aisle.
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That's them.
02:02:48 Tweeting from under the duvet. My body clock is still stuck on CA time. How can I sleep when
it's 5 PM?
02:18:21 @DavidAKnopf I'm on my 2nd one already. If it doesn't kick in within the next 15 mins. I'm going
down to cook dinner.
03:36:05 3:30 AM. Listening to "Apassionata" on ipod and mentally concocting chicken lasagna with
cheese sauce.
10:14:45 @afox98 You don't want to know when someone stops following you. It's a terrible morale
buster.
11:28:17 @beloit08 You can get the "Hammer" pants from Mango- http://tinyurl.com/6qhjr8. The
drop-crotch just doesn't work me. But then I'm no comic.
12:44:39 @WineBrands White Zin: guilty pleasure or virtuous vice? Both extrem. and in between. Had my
first taste in SF years ago and still remember.
12:48:10 @shiraabel "academia only produces more academia" -- is that what we call "inbreeding"? : )
13:45:10 It's going to be a tough day when it starts out with you screaming, "Hair, cooperate!"
15:06:58 Food lingo: Why does "baguette jambon beurre" and "velouté aux asperges" sound more
appetizing than "ham sandwich" and "asparagus soup"?
15:20:22 @meannie Does your French press come with a hot French waiter? ;-)
15:36:45 @shiraabel Shira, this one's to show you that I'm not the only one with the Ugg-angst...
http://tinyurl.com/6nw3cr :0)
16:47:20 @Gateau T-strap with open, closed, or peep-toe? I love open but now that it's winter...
17:02:26 Having a low blood sugar moment. Snickers bar and green tea. The Snickers bar was just to
help the green tea go down.
17:35:01 @Gateau <swoon> Very nice! I'm always on the lookout for stylish + comfy heels for the office.
They're classy and good for toe-cru ...
18:03:51 @Gateau No S/H to Europe though... but did you see that slingback with the silver buckle? I
have an empire waist LBD that'd be perf with it!
18:15:14 @afox98 Just be careful you don't use Twitterspeak too much in your updates. Your
non-twittering FB friends won't get it (i.e. "DM me"). : )
18:39:07 @beloit08 "tuna restless. Will it swim?" --> Only if you let it out of the can. Otherwise it sinks.
18:56:42 RT @LaurieCicotello: "I just helped my mom get on FB as well. Said she never realized she had
so many friends." --> Me neither. :-)
18:58:24 Jet lag induced insomnia. Hope I can sleep tonight. Don't want to get too hung up about it
though, otherwise I can't sleep.
20:58:11 @DavidAKnopf @ktempesta Rx: 96 Madiran with seafood pasta, double scoop vanilla ice
cream + 2 shots of Calvados. Call you in the morning.
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00:16:49 I miss CA. It's only 3 PM there and the sun is probably still shining. Here it's bedtime and I can't
sleep.
10:26:26 @jesshoffman Dad's 23 year-old girlfriend? Will you have to babysit her when he's out of town?
11:46:44 Bad hair. Had a trim last week & stylist suggested layers. OK, but go easy. She must've been
deaf. Now I have more layers than a fat onion.
11:50:48 Jet lag kicking my butt. Can eat alot, drink alot, but sleep? NOT! By end of week, my bathroom
scale will be yelling at me to get off!
12:23:08 @mduchesn Excellent FR initiative to get rid of old polluting cars & replace them with new
cleaner ones.To save the planet, not the country.
12:37:18 @mduchesn More people are beginning to catch on to the green thing & that's good. My pet
peeve is wasteful packaging.
12:44:05 @snipejaeg I've had Plato's "Republic" on my bookshelf for years and I haven't read it yet! :(
13:08:38 Shoes as art: you definitely need special life insurance to wear these. http://tinyurl.com/6ykdon
14:18:10 To french kiss or not to french kiss? http://tinyurl.com/5d2zhw
14:52:19 @FilmBuddy I saw "Burn after Reading". No plot whatsoever, but so so funny! Excellent cast.
Brad Pitt makes a brilliant dumb blond!
14:59:27 @ezrabutler Dumb question: what is a 'tweetup'? You get together, have drinks, & talk to each
other by sending tweets from your handhelds?
15:11:27 @ron_miller Sunshine... Lucky you. All I get is the lighting from my monitor. Maybe that's why
I've been in a bad mood for the past 8 years!
15:58:37 Sitting here trying to write but nothing comes out. Something must be wrong with the keyboard.
My brain cannot *possibly* be on the blink.
16:44:37 Just sent off some hate mail to a well deserving person. Feel better already. Maybe I can do this
every Friday for kicks. Now where were we?
17:24:16 @mduchesn "Driving a Smart under rainy weather is fun." I love your sense of irony. (For the
unitiated, the Smart is a tuna can on wheels.)
17:30:09 RT @Gateau: dear people: do you think your project is the only thing I have to do? here is a
clue: it is not. I'd use it below my signature.
17:48:36 @DavidAKnopf Yumm... and you're cooking it in the morning to give it time to simmer... a good
cook knows a BB doesn't like to be rushed...
17:53:37 @DavidAKnopf @CharJTF I so envy people who work from home! I either do stir-frys or
left-overs. Or quiches. They're quick.
18:27:52 @afox98 It's cold in Houston? How cold? "Have-to-wear-sweatshirt" cold or
"can't-wear-shorts-today cold"?
18:42:37 @seanb_us Blackberry Storm available for online orders via SFR for 99 euros + data plan. But
I'm not sure if I can do without the trackball!
18:47:27 @DavidAKnopf @ktempesta @CharJTF I've never tasted horseradish. Or drain cleaner, for
that matter. Not great on taters huh?
18:49:39 @DavidAKnopf Actually, I was fishing for a dinner invite...
18:55:54 @DavidAKnopf Right! I forgot I'm back in France. I was thinking CA. Oh well. I'll taste drain
cleaner -uh, horseradish some other time.
18:57:11 @M_Despres "How can someone with no tweets have followers?" Maybe His name is @God?
19:05:34 @Prokofy That didn't come across in 140 chars. OK, then we're good. I can take a pitch over my
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15:47:11 @sharonburton @DavidAKnopf Sundays are for quiet. I'm dealing with a madhouse and a
hangover. Any chance of hitchhiking to 'Hotel CA'?
15:57:22 Good behavior rules! Boker Tov! (I learned that from @ezrabutler)
16:42:57 Sent guests off to a post-prandial walk in the Rambouillet forest. Hope the wolves are out
tonight. Finishing the Mumm by myself. Tchinn!
18:49:43 @Gateau Classic souffle & add 150g of crumbled Roquefort in the batter. Serve with salad and
a good port wine.
19:05:16 Made fruit tart for dessert tonight. It reflects my state of mind.
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10:12:03 Developer comment of the day: "Linux is sooo limpid." Thank God I'm just a tourist in this IT
world.
11:29:03 It gets a little spacey when I start to identify my family and friends according to their time zones.
14:01:17 All-male office is now asking *me* to put the toilet seat back *up* after I'm done. Sheeesh.
14:25:31 @rjl6955 So how'z it feel to get your 2nd black belt yesterday? I'll be careful not to tick you off
from now on.
16:25:53 @DavidAKnopf You're right. I should know my power of persuasion is inadequate in the face of
9 men running to respond to the call of nature.
17:33:14 @afox98 "I've been putting it off, but I'm running out of other things to put before it." --> How
about going to the dentist?
17:45:22 Could pacing be considered a cardio activity if you do it non-stop for 8 hours a day?
18:13:55 @KayBallard "Nanny or Botox?" Well, if you had the nanny, you wouldn't require the botox. At
least not until the kid's in college.
18:29:55 @Gateau "not sure where to start" --> that depends. Is it good news or bad news?
18:46:50 Skipped lunch. Now skipping dinner. Can't wait till tomorrow to skip breakfast.
18:59:35 @KayBallard Sorry for the non-sequitur. You can always count on me for empathy. And
cynicism. And irony. :-)
20:44:02 @FilmBuddy "+ un Gros Rhume" Mon pauvre ami, soignez vous bien!
20:55:58 @FilmBuddy "je préfère voir le verre à moitié plein..." Meme un verre de Krug 95? ;-)
21:33:09 @texaswriter I could never keep up with Kerouac. He was always on the go somewhere or
other...
21:44:28 @mduchesn "No tweet today, my mind has gone away" --> Haiku 101?
21:45:09 @Gateau Stealth onions are worse than stealth bombers. Poor you.
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16:55:24 Just found out I have 2 subscribers to my blog. I am the ultimate *accidental* blogger! Thank
you, thank you!
17:12:45 @jennalucy "I used to like earthquakes for oppty to slide across the room in my wheelie office
chair." Me too, I love life in the fast lane!
19:27:16 @WhatAboutMom Me neither Jane. I just stumbled upon it myself. If I ignore it, it wlll go away
on its own. I mean the blog, not me.
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09:48:15 High anxiety morning. Note to self: Stay. Focused. *AND* Get. Manicure.
10:33:26 Dear Santa, Instead of the Tiffany bean, can you please bring me the Tiffany hip flask? Filled
with Caol Isla. Then I promise to be good.
10:55:32 Breakfast: black coffee & vitamin C. Lunch: water, crust of bread. Dinner: Soymilk and Xanax.
Stress? What stress?
10:58:18 Christmas dinner menu planning NOT progressing. I think I'll pull the old Vatel trick and kill
myself *before* the dinner.
11:27:11 @Ann_Tisocial So what deserted island in the Caribbean have you picked to spend the
holidays?
15:10:20 @jennalucy Big time anxiety! I've bitten off 1/2 my right thumb already. What about you Aussie?
Cats keeping you warm?
15:56:36 @Ann_Tisocial Look out for those barefoot rednecks. *They* think they have the last word on
‘anti-social’, but they don’t.
16:08:12 @DavidAKnopf @seanb_us @ron_miller My friend @FilmBuddy is getting his iPhone today &
calling it "My Precious". There's a shrine planned.
16:11:48 @shiraabel You’re used to getting flowers from your hubby. Me, hardly ever. If *my* DH came
home with roses, I’d get very suspicious...
16:53:48 @ron_miller @sean_us @DavidAKnopf But if everyone has iPh, what's the point? Like walking
in a room wearing the same LBD as 50 other women.
18:52:00 Freezing outside Fauchon waiting for Current SO to show up. Watching traffic jams. Must relax.
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17:03:02 Found a half eaten box of chocolates while looking for my lost keys...
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wheels.
17:25:00 @DavidAKnopf Six easy. I even have the table decorations and silverware.
17:28:44 @CharJTF creme brulee! I can loan you my iron!
17:31:49 @DavidAKnopf Natural light is shot. Traffic jam under the Fourvieres tunnel. Neons ok with
you?
17:34:49 @seanb_us I'll make it for you next time you visit. But I'm not wearing any fishnet stockings
though!
17:38:57 @DavidAKnopf a blow torch on creme brulee? Away, macho men in the kitchen!
18:25:50 Revving up psychologically to meet the in laws in 20 minutes. The timer on my bomb is
activated. Wait for the boom.
18:40:27 Just crossed the Rhone river, now at the foot of the Jaboulet Hermitage vines.
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12:32:29 @jai163 Cross-dressing is fine. Just don't wear fishnets in December. It looks tacky *and*
stupid. : )
13:27:09 NYE on Las Vegas strip w/ estimated 300,000 drunken revelers. Lots of yelling & grabbing. Too
civilized for me. Paris seems much tamer.
14:13:31 @jai163 The only thing smarter than fishnet stockings is fishnet bodysuits. Ever tried it? One
size fits most. Men and women.
14:15:38 Wearing leather and velvet to NYE party tonight. No chains.
15:31:01 Wanted @DavidAKnopf - missing from Twitter since Dec. 28th. Last seen making rigatoni in his
kitchen.
17:17:27 Wanted Sarah O'Keefe @okeefe_scr #firstfollow last seen lugging home 300 cookies from
Cookiefest.
17:19:14 Huge and heavy CK cocktail ring: use it for adornment or self-defense as needed.
18:13:02 @MsMarmitelover With a dangerous guy like that, you have to sleep w/ an eyelash curler under
your pillow. Men are afraid of that.
18:59:51 At the theater. Just saw a vintage Hermes Kelly bag walk by.. Swoon.
21:59:05 Eiffel Tower about to light up.... Violinists standing by...
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14:46:55 @technogoddess No, smart ass. I'm 88. Why do you think I'm wearing the windshield shades?
Keep it up & I'll pull a Dorian Gray on you! ; )
14:57:35 A friend just said, "You're evil, and I mean that as a most sincere compliment." Ah... Finally,
recognition.
16:57:06 @rjl6955 From a safe distance you said? Methinks not. The keyboard is mightier than the
sword.
16:58:25 @mashable Must I kiss Pete Cashmore to get mentioned in Mashable? OK then, pucker up!
19:37:50 @DavidAKnopf I knew there was a reason why I worshipped you.
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17:56:02 Bruce Willis on Bonnie Tyler's "total eclipse of the heart": "It's the ultimate sappy chick's song ".
18:40:39 @suredoc Blanchett: "That song is a haiku to the complexity of love." Willis: "But it's also very
embarassing to guys."
21:06:55 @holborne Babe, come to Paris with your cashmere & Ugg boots. Then I'll show you what
freezing is like!
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beans"?
15:03:51 @ktempesta Sending positive kitty karma your way!
15:50:44 I absolutely *hate* Reese's peanut butter cups because I can't stop eating them.
16:41:22 @jai163 I feel as you do - but about marmite.
16:43:42 @sharonburton Don't use green, use red. It leaves the impression that a stuck pig bled all over
their papers.
16:53:39 @DavidAKnopf @sharonburton RED for serious & purple-angry-RED for *egregious*. That'll
learn them.
16:59:28 @DavidAKnopf Art History 101 was the best! A huge textbook with lots of pictures.
17:03:11 @sharonburton "Passive voice that goes on for 100 words"? Is the student's name Marcel
Proust?
17:19:56 @sharonburton That student is a German Proust?
17:27:54 @M_Despres TW as online dating? @jesshoffman wouldn't advise it. She had to ward off an
ardent suitor by telling him she was a serial killer
18:02:47 @techcommdood Yesterday I did a wrong clicky on FB and sent you a friend from HS. The
pretty blonde? It was nice of you to accept.
19:11:27 @Gateau A roquefort souffle with maraschino cherry topping and whipped cream?
19:15:09 Dreading 2-day business trip tomorrow. I so love to sleep in my own bed with my own snoring
husband!
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19:14:00 Love this slalom driving through Paris rush hour traffic. Gets the adrenaline pumping!
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17:11:50 @chris_oh Split infinitives are like split hairs. It's awful. I don't agree with @grammargirl. I avoid
it. It makes me twitch. Like, eww.
17:13:34 @DavidAKnopf Bare feet on the conference table? That's a mental image that I could have
done without... Thank you David. Eww..
17:19:51 Feeling very strange today. I should have known something was off when I spooned wheat
germ into the coffee maker this morning.
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15:44:33 @sharonburton Breathe in, breathe out. Remember Lamaze? And you're not over-reacting,
you're reacting like a mom.
16:06:49 How many diet Cokes can you drink a day before it becomes toxic?
16:50:46 @holborne When is Nutella world day btw? Have I missed it? What do you have to do - eat it
straight from the jar with your finger?
18:04:55 Oh dear, @okeefe_scr is now speaking German... and I just signed up for her webinar! The only
thing I know how to say is "strudel".
18:28:00 @jennalucy At least those sick people at the office aren't trying to kiss you good morning... Here
they love to kiss, sick or not!
22:05:26 Dumb question: I thought I heard Pres. Obama speak with a southern accent. Isn't he from
Chicago?
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10:09:20 Discovered Plinky thanks to @jesshoffman. Between that and FB, Twitter, and Friendfeed my
productivity just took a nose dive.
12:13:01 My fear of public speaking: http://plinky.com/links/5ZN #phobia
17:08:29 @holborne Stop chewing on your lips, you'll ruin your appetite for lunch. :)
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18:39:55 Actually, the fetal position feels pretty darn good. But getting out of it is kinda hard.
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11:10:15 @jesshoffman Want a vanity Wii Fit that tells me I'm too skinny *and* too rich.
11:14:20 @jesshoffman Change is good. Change is necessary. Change is inevitable. Change means you
never wear the same outfit twice.
13:02:54 @okeefe_scr You may laugh, but potty training is a certified degree in my family.
13:47:54 $$ cuts at the office: first the water coolers, then the employees. Now the green plants are gone.
I'm hanging on to this chair till Friday.
18:21:50 Started the day with Postits lining up at the bottom of my screen. Now they're hanging vertically
off each other. Tomorrow's another day.
18:48:01 @seanb_us A "peer" did that to me once. I secretly over watered her cactus for a month. I
know, an eye for eye and soon we'll all be blind.
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21:02:54 Tomorrow's wardrobe challenge: warm for morning frost, cool for afternoon lull, and chic for
evening. Don't ask what's in the handbag.
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11:11:04 Another day in the life. Singing in the shower, writing, editing, shouting into the dictaphone,
dancing to "Fame!"...
12:28:05 Mood is vacillating between Madame Bovary and Madame Defarge...
16:36:26 Two days in a row of fruit and cheese. This is much too healthy to be good.
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10:15:34 Cannot abide people who lay out their life stories to perfect strangers. If they want to know
about me, go on Twitter!
18:05:59 Saw a beautiful pink v-dip backed tshirt worn over slim jeans. Except that woman looks like a
man.
20:31:09 It's sad when after being at the same terminal for so long, I start wanting to redecorate the
ladies' room.
20:33:40 @jesshoffman And you were the one to tell me to *behave* last night?
20:50:05 How come people going to Milwaukee get to board first? Where's the justice in this world?
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17:37:22 Alternating all day between grapefruit juice and banana smoothies. It must be my state of mind.
18:34:06 G20 Summit as tweeted by Garry Trudeau: http://bit.ly/19JRoV
18:36:48 @rahelab A colorful pashmina would be better. Drape it around your nose and mouth for
maximum germ guard and chic effect.
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11:54:36 Just checked my compact mirror to see if I was still here. And I am.
15:13:11 My Italian neighbor just let himself in with his key and took my trash cans out to the curb. He
knows that I'm younger and more forgetful.
20:14:20 Laundry basket = 0. I am mistress of the Universe!
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19:13:32 @jesshoffman You're not scary, he just realized he got the wrong mom. They grow up and write
autobiographies about things like this.
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choke on?
18:16:27 @seanb_us In France for the moment. I'll be in CA on Fri. Maybe I'll just park it in the garage
and send him an email when I'm safely away.
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14:32:08 Wearing mismatched socks (fluorescent pink and canary yellow) as a warm up for Halloween.
18:55:35 In my haste, I mistook "Cumin" for "Curry" from my alphabetically organized pantry. Thank god I
didn't have "Allspice" next to "Ant Poison."
22:05:49 "Mummy Dogs" for Halloween: http://bit.ly/1gYGZA. Bon appetit!
22:06:27 RT @lemay: For pastured chicken I need pasture. I have land with poison oak on it. They don't
explain this part in "You Can Farm."
22:06:35 RT @jesshoffman: 70s on 7 disturbs me: it's a reminder that us 70s babies were most likely
conceived to porno music.
November
http://ff.im/b9vjg